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... I needed to- I had to- they are so memeable- and cute- and chaotic- I love the tsums so much-

Alternet sebek one under the cut-

Even in a whole ‘notha universe, MC still can’t catch a break😭😭

But actual MC/Yuu just gets piled on by all the tsums and it goes one of two ways (it’s 1 in the mornin and I’m plotting)

MC accepts that they’ll be going out beneath all the tsum tsums because 1) their little sentient plushies. Big ol cuddle pile tbh (imveryweaktothePapaCrewelidea)

Still the cuddle pile idea but Tsum!Crewel is NOT having it, but shoves the one closest/ tsum with the most obvious favoritism out of the way

Yuu/MC meeting their little ol Tsum tsum version and they both go nap or relax somewhere no to be bothered by the chaos

Tsum tsum mayhem

Imagine how much WORSE it would be if the tsum tsums that came to twisted wonderland were like those from tsum tsum shorts on the Disney channel. Those things are CRAZY. so here's some headcanons.

So in the shorts, tsum stums have 2 abilities; to grow to 3-4 times their size at will, and shrink back to normal by expelling steam from their ears or nose. Or to be able to create 4 copies of themself by sneezing!

so if there was a mc tsum, everyone would be trying to take it from the others to spend some time with it. best way to give the poor tsum some peace is to have it sneeze a bunch. now everyone gets a tsum mc!

Tsum riddle would grow to 3 times his size so often when he gets mad, which is a lot.

DO NOT ALLOW FLOYD'S TSUM TO SNEEZE. it happened once and they had to lock up the extras in a room until they disappeared. mass destruction ensued and the area of the incident was unrecognizable within 5 minutes.

floyds tsum loves to scare everyone by jumping off of high places since tsum's just bounce.

Epels tsum wants to sneeze and try to beat up Vil. epel is tempted to let it happen.

If rook had a tsum it would be silent instead of making squeaking sounds every time it moved like all other tsum's.

The octatrios tsum's can turn into mer tsum's when in the water for long enough.

Rook can understand the squeaking language of the tsums, he just likes to pretend he doesn't hear the sheer amount of cussing and insults epels tsum is screaming.

Leona's tsum will grow big just to shove other tsums off of it.

Jack's tsum is the only tsum that tries to keep the others from causing too much chaos. will multiply himself to be more efficient and loves to lift things by growing and shrinking.

Sebeks tsum will gro big in-between malleus and anyone who get's too close for the tsums liking. If malleus asks it to stop it will be on the verge of tears.

Riddles tsum causes trouble but does uphold the other tsums it can see to the queen's rules.

And last but not least is caters tum

It will 100% use a mix of its abilities to create good pictures and asthetics

Cater and the tsum bond even more due to both having the ability to make clones of themselves.

multiple caters and multiple tsums ave been seen around different areas of the campus to get the perfect shot.

The one event where Yuu wouldn’t be in any kind of peril ffs

My Yuu, Erin, would be having a field day if that was the case of all 22 of ‘em. Overwhelmed? Yes. Has a mini army with that chaos disney magic too? Also yes

disney knowledge! Yuu love tsum tsum until Tsum! Floyd did a stitch thing were he runs around with a chainsaw.

LOL this is actually a prime opportunity to talk about how Yuu had NO ROLE in this event! Like really?? WE'RE the school Pokemon Trainer!! WE'RE the ones training Grim! They fell over OUR DORM!! Why didn't WE get Tsumsitting honors??? The ONE TIME you don't wanna dump work on us, it's when the cutesy things are happening?? How is that FAIR, CROWLEY?!

Honestly, ALL the Tsums should've dropped from the sky (Tsums of ALL 22 boys) and taken an instant liking to Yuu and Disney Knowledge Yuu would probably love them back because they're sentient marketable plushies, what's not to love??

But other than that, I could see Floyd Tsum doing something like that, and Yuu responds by throwing a decent-sized toy blue car and yelling 'BLUE PUNCH BUGGY! NO PUNCH BACKS!'

Even better if Yuu could somehow UNDERSTAND the Tsums while they're wrangling them, exactly like Stitch vs Jumba XD

Yuu: C'mon! What's the big deal?

Riddle Tsum: (tsum speak)

Yuu: I'll let you have sweets; IF you behave.

Floyd Tsum: (tsum-speak)

Yuu: (gasps) Leave my mother out of this!

Just playful chaos in Ramshackle but in the end, somehow Yuu is able to tame ALL OF THEM XD

Crying sobbing vomiting at the SHEER number of fucking (event) classes that had to be done for Twisted Tsumderland part 2.

Maybe its the sheer burnout i’ve had with the EN server or the annoyance of having the classes take the stamina JUST to glitch and make me lose out both.

(Prolly how i can’t speedtap my way through the classes at this point)

Idk idk

But it’s like 2:30 am and i gotta bring home my boy Deuce and his mini. Along with Jade too, i guess.

Like, i just wanted Rook, and I got him. And then on the gacha, “oh i’ll just get Ortho” and NAH?!

Kalim brought him and his tsum home as well?? Like, ig its cool cuz i got Octo boy and Rose boy on the tsum tsum game.

Idontknooooowwwwww but imma be sad if i dont bring all the goobers home.

Got like 20 mins before the event actualls ends? So

🚂🚂🚂

To my game and patience

Edit;:

We fucking failed. Had chapter 15 left,

FUCK

Being delulu was not the game plan.

bring your son to work day

I love tsumtsum cards.

Please Look at how the baby tsum Azul reacts

THE EVENT HAVEN’T STARTED YET I MADE SHIT POST 😭✨

Lil potato 💖

they're so goofy and i love them

ttthey look so funny falling from the sky

this is funny (ignore the max stamina)

look at the baby

lmfao (the sounds in this are priceless.)

THEY'RE SO CUTE ON THEIR SHOULDERS AGHHHHH

THEY LOOK SO CUTE STACKED UP LIKE THAT(bruh. imagine just having a huge pile of tsum tsums [not alive ones], like really really big ones, and just FLOPPING down on it. like ughhh thatd be heaven. i think id die happy after that.)

look at the precious

also lmFAO

WTF

what the what

thats goofy and im leaving it there and im gonna see if its still weirdly glitched like that

im. gonna re-add the images

continuing on:

💀

out of everything, i didn't think this would be what stopped me.

..i already used up all my summoning stuff trying to get tsum kalim (i havent gotten there yet)

..so i guess i cant really proceed in the event anymore. sure hope i get a sebek sometime soon haha -- (it would be so funny if the event ended before i could get a sebek. ..but also kinda like 'nOOO')

why

(this is for the tsumsitter kalim)

Win the Battle using Duo Magic 3 times

I FIGURED IT OUT

anyway i made a recording woot woot (see above)

Basically, since both Riddles have the ability to do duo magic, and it doesn't care which spell Azul uses, I can do duo magic twice with the two Riddle's, and just one Azul.

So that's 3 people. And then there's just a separate pairing with their own duo thing of Epel and Rook, so then that's 5.

I feel a little dumb for not realizing it sooner. I stumbled on it by chance during a battle since I'm starting to go through book 6.

tsum tsunm tsum

hes so CUTEEE

i forgot to post this yesterday

and now if youve seen my latest twst post im boutta hit a really hard spot so like

gotta get some kalim sunshine energy in me to get motivated, haha

Tsumsitter Kalim lines

since im here. and i decided to share azul's (broomquet) since he wasn't on the wiki yet. i might as well do this too. yee.

(after this, all i have are a bunch of dorm uniform dudes, which aren't new at all.)

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Tsumsitter Kalim

Summon: It wouldn't be right NOT to throw a welcome party for our tsum visitor! ("What do you think? It looks just like me, right? And it loves to dance. I hope you'll be fast friends!")

Groovification: Ah hah hah, having fun? It's awesome you're making so many friends, tsum!

Set to Home Screen: Let's go play, tsum!

Home Transition 1: From what I know, tsums like to stack up on one another when there's a big enough group of them. I wonder how many it would take to reach the top of the school...

Home Transition 2: That light when the tsums showed up was so cool! It made my vision go all splotchy, though. I hope the tsums' eyes didn't get hurt...

Home Transition 3: Deuce was in a hurry, so I took him to class on my carpet. His tsum loved it—I should take them on another ride sometime!

Home, After Login: Wow, we got a tsum visitor of our very own... I can't wait to see what fun stuff happens now!

Home Transition/Groovification: I wish I could take the tsum home. I bet my siblings would adore it!

Tap Home 1: I was playing catch with the tsum using some gems from the dorm storeroom. We lost a few, but hey—no big deal, right?

(..kalim.. 🤦‍♂️)

Tap Home 2: Jade invited me and my tsum to the Mostro Lounge. I can't wait to see what kind of party they're throwing!

Tap Home 3: Check it out! Lilia's tsum lookalike popped up in Scarabia to play and...huh? It's gone. Where'd it go?

Tap Home 4: Would you believe this tsum put on sunglasses and started dancing? I wish you could've seen it!

Tap Home 5: Oh, sorry. I was a little distracted thinking about what to give the tsum in return for the four-leaf clover it gave me...

Tap Home/Groovification: This little guy's super sweet and makes friends like THAT. See—it's so happy to be around you!

Here's groovied art:

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Bonus (Vignette)

There's another stacking moment (they're so cute..)

for twst wiki stuff

when reading the dialogue

(spoilers for Tsumderland 2 dialogue)

Do you prefer when responses from the same character are together like this

Or separately like this?

I don't care either way, so I wanna know what you guys prefer (it gives me no extra work to do either so its purely just 'how do you like to read it' since its probably extra trippy to go from one chapter with separate, and then the next being all together lol. i was testing to see which looked better but i cant tell)

i did an oopsie

okay for some reason i thought this groovy was ROOK reading to the TSUM??

i dont know how i didnt look close enough to notice that hes actually sharing photos of VIL not READING A BOOK? WHAT?? IM SO BLIND OMG

my eyes just zoomed in on that purple book and nothing else istg

lol

(this is the second tsumderland btw)

Forgot I didn’t do all the tsumderland twistunes (play 5, play 10. God my phone autocorrect hates me rn.)

They flip around when you get it wrong especially the long notes

they go on their back i just couldnt screenshot it fast enough >:(

(oh well you can see lilia upside down in the first image but thats kind of in character...)

(Azul flips over at failing long notes while kalim (wtf is a kapok?) gets startled regardless)

also i never knew it just straight up got set on fire

I JUST REALIZED KALIM FLOPS ONTO THE CUTTING BOARD AND THATS WHY JAMILS STARTLED😭😭

Woke up in agonizing pain cuz this bitch's joints don't fucking work AND THEN I SEE TSUMSITTER VIL GROOVY!?!?!

LIKE HELLOOOOO WHAT A TREAT TO WAKE UP TO!!!!! Pain may be there by Vil's fucking smile here oh my god 🙏 🙏 maybe today isn't gonna suck after all HI VIL I LOVE YOU OMG

oh seriously i'm so silly by malleus 😔😔