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I like to think that in the future Malleus and Yuu will continue in the role of "friends forever until death do them part" so…
Some time after NRC…
Yuu:Tsunutaro… Yuu:*get closer*
Yuu:Leona asked me to marry him. Malleus: What a misfortune. He will get over it in time.
Yuu: My answer was yes. Yuu: *shows engagement ring*
Malleus: No. Yuu: Yes. Malleus: No. Yuu: I'm just warning you. Malleus: And me too. Yuu: And what are you going to do? Turn him into a goat? Malleus: *thinking about the possibility*
I don't know about you guys but I have complicated feelings about this being:
Leona Kingskolar
Me: You think just because you're pretty you can do that? HUNH PUNK??
FACE ME BRO YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE HOT YOU CAN DO THIS? You can't you beautiful, motherfucking piece of art. *very veryyy angry*
Also me:
Also Me: If you think just batting your eyelashes charmingly at me will get you what you want? Yes, you will. And I'm ashamed of that.
Yes ofc you can plot murder babe, ofc you beutifull motherfucker.
*Still angry, but in love*
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I like to think that in the future Malleus and Yuu will continue in the role of "friends forever until death do them part" so…
Some time after NRC…
p1: you are here! pt2: next
Hearing the familiar sound of footsteps, Malleus waited as Sebek, his faithful knight, landed behind him.
Malleus: What it was?
Sebek: WAKASAMA…..
Sebek: … I, um, bring news. -
Sebek: - But, before I tell you this news, my lord needs to promise that you will not… execute me.
Malleus:Tell me - he said, losing patience with Sebek - or you will prefer execution.
Swallowing hard, Zigvolt continued:
Sebek: It's nothing important, my lord, in fact, no reason to overreact. - It's just that Prince Leona just…
Malleus:Contract leprosy? -
Sebek: No, my lord...Leona has just…
Malleus:Contracting the black plague? Yellow fever?
Sebek: Wakasama… - Prince Leona asked Yuu!… and here is the part where I will remind your majesty not to kill me…
Sebek: he asked if she would become his…
Malleus:Don't ruin my morning.
and so, Malleus flew away and left Sebeck alone.
Sebek: You're handling this incredibly well, Wakasamaa!
DON'T TOUCH MY SON
Ace: Come on! I didn't do anything too much! Grim: Nyaa~ stop being a bully Ace! Or I'll tell Yuu everything!
Yuu, with the supersonic power of hearing knocks down the door: WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?? Ace: He's just being a crybaby Yuu, I didn't even touch him! Yuu: HOW DARE YOU ACE? DO THIS WITH GRIM? Ace, guiltily, hangs his head: Okay, mayb- Yuu: You hurt my son and say that "maybe" you was being harsh? Ace: Oww Calm down prefect, Grim is not your son!
Yuu: HUH???
Deuce: Bro, you really messed up now..... Yuu: I CARRIED HIM IN MY BELLY FOR 9 MONTHS Epel:….maybe you're exaggerating…. Yuu, crying: I GAVE BIRTH TO HIM PAINFULLY IN THE HOSPITAL! Ace:….Yuu: DEUCE WAS THERE AND HOLDED MY HAND IN THE PROCESS! AND YOU SAY HE IS NOT MY SON? Deuce, who hasn't been to the hospital and knows that Yuu isn't a mother: Exactly Ace, come to your senses, look at how sad you're making Yuu. Ace: How crazy is this? Jack, you're not going to say anything?
Jack, hiding behind the door: nope I'm not going to get involved in this madness I'm not going to get involved in this madness I'm not going to get involved in this mad-
I told my friend about Mickey being in twst and they're using it to torture me.
They did indeed make this.