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Everyone knows character A is a flirt/seducer

Character A: *compliments character B*

Character A: *flirts with character B*

Character A: *tries every trick in the book to seduce character B*

Character B: *raises eyebrow unimpressed*

Character A: *does something with no flirty intention like filling B's cup of tea while B's working*

Character B: *stares blankly at the tea* *lifts head* I need to fuck them immediately

*on a mission*

Character A: *ends up in a situation* okay this person is into some Stuff can someone do some research into bdsm or equivalent?

Character B: *cracks knuckles, no hesitation* well you see- *does an entire VERY specific spiel about the different aspects of bdsm* -and that's about the general idea.

Everyone:

Character A:

Character B:

Character A: *swallows thickly* so um. Any first hand experience?

Character B: *completely stoic* Focus on the mission, A.

Went through weeks of reading it at M16 instead of MI6. Will no longer be interacting with the atoms within me thank you no questions please