UPS Sucks - Tumblr Posts

It’s currently 1:54 in the morning and I can’t sleep because I have ✨insomnia✨

I know it’s extremely fancy.

Besides the point..... I just wanted to come on here to say that I want a boyfriend.

And you see I’m being extremely patient and letting nature run it’s course....

BUT

Except the boyfriend is taking longer than the 4-5 business days to get here, despite what it said on the receipt. So I decided to check the UPS website where my package was going to be sent through...

So I pulled up the order and it said that my Suna Boyfriend Package has been lost with their other shipments of packages😭🤌🏻

So the lessons this story is...

1) I’m lonely

2) UPS sucks

And well...

3) This made up story on wanting Suna to be my boyfriend sucks