Vampire Zhongli - Tumblr Posts

omg now i’m thinking of that art of zhongli as a vampire

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i bet he’d talk about something so boring as he has you on his lap and drinks your blood <33 -degen anon <33

vampire zhongli and i would get along so well.

his quirks are all explained by his lengthy lifetime, eloquent speech and customary differences that confuse your cute little brain. zhongli rants on about the properties of his fangs and your blood as you stupidly cuddle into his chest while on his lap, not knowing that he’s telling you very important things! his pointed sharp canines can make you lightheaded n drunk, drugged by his hormones, making you a perfect blood source that would hump zhongli in lust as he grazes on your neck <3 all you know is that when with zhongli, everything feels so good, not knowing you’re addicted to being bitten by the centuries old vampire.