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Orsino’s death is bullshit and Varric just made it up to protect him from the Chantry, pass it on

They are gonna give peepaw such problems I can tell.

I'm not generally one to appeal to the narrative framing device but consider the "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament" energy of best served cold

"Yeah so and then the Champion and her sister went to this meeting of the conspirators of the mage underground to discuss what to do about Meredith and—"

"Hang on. What were the Champion and her sister doing at a meeting of the mage underground?"

"Uhhhhhh they kidnapped the Champion's sister to force her compliance, Seeker. Obviously. Please try to keep up. Where was I? Oh yeah, so the Champion, who had nothing to do with any of this by the way, and her innocent kidnapping victim of a sister—"