Vergxvesta - Tumblr Posts
vergxvesta:
@rosesofchronos

“A…Ahahahaha! Man, this is really fucked up. No, I shouldn’t even be surprised! You too became a Servant!? Fucking hilarious if you ask me. What a sad scenario you got yourself in, Emiya Kiritsugu.”
Assassin places a cigarette between slightly chapped lips, but he stays his hand from lighting it, instead letting it settle between his lips as he chewed the bottom of it softly. Emotionless, ashen eyes only narrowing slightly in annoyance.

“...Is that all you wanted to say?”
vergxvesta replied to your photo
// big mood
Assassin Kerry’s self-loathing is the biggest of big moods tbh
vergxvesta:
Right. This one guy was the different timeline version from that Singularity. He still hadn’t met the Einzbern homunculus. Minus 50 points in the fun factor. What a pain in the ass.

“I would go on, but considering you literally became a machine I doubt it would sting at all which is pretty boring, I loved to play with the Kiritsugu who killed his wife, but you? You plain suck.”
A slight sneer appears on Assassin’s lips but there’s no real spite or, well, really any emotion to be found behind it. However, say, if Avenger were that ever-radiant, idealistic King of Knights or one of her honorable mindless lapdogs perhaps that would be different.

“Well that’s too bad. If your luck wasn’t as bad as mine, I’d wish you luck with that in your next summoning, Avenger. But, as you know, I despise that kind of useless sentiment more than anyone.”
vergxvesta replied to your photoset “WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS”
THEN THE MOMENT SHE SAYS KIRITSUGU IS WHERE MY HEART GOT SHATTERED GOD DAMN IT

There is no Kiritsugu here, Caster. Only Assassin. Only the edge(ft.existential angst)
vergxvesta replied to your post: “…Okay.”
Go back to sleep gramps, one would want to bang you and not in the gun way

Sighs... “Your jokes are in as bad a taste as ever, I see...” Anyone who’d desire him in such a way must have more than just a few screws loose up there. And those types were usually busy fawning over their oh-so-charming Master. So, yeah, he sincerely doubts that.
vergxvesta:

Did the guy just sigh at him. “Haah~!? You think I’m joking!? It’s for real, people out there wanting to bang old men and little girls! I am a handsome young man and people won’t go for me, but you’re old, full of wrinkles and even have the white hair. One day I do actually care for you, old man and you do this to me?”

“Well, I’m not all that surprised given the amount of weirdos there seems to be in this place.” He’s eyeing Angra especially while dishing out that little quip. “Either way, I don’t really care about that in of itself. That’s just your own business. Don’t whine to me about it.”