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Drew this today :)
critics who review kevin smith movies simply cannot grasp the fact that kevin smith movies are made for people who watch kevin smith movies and that the sole purpose of aforementioned kevin smith movies is getting to spend the entire duration of each film watching them like this
Being in the view askewniverse Fandom on Tumblr is like having a group chat of like 30 people. You always see the same posts and same people, but you also don't know half the people you're talking to.
More on that 'Vampire Jay and silent bob' thought I had a few days ago.
It starts like this
Jay and Bob are out late one night, mostly just walking around looking for stuff to do. After a while of doing jack shit around town, they walk back to their place (I like to imagine they just live in an apartment together).
But upon walking through the front door the two spot a small black bat into the corner, just watching them and screeching. Jay makes silent bob take care of it cause he doesn't wanna get the thing tangled up in his hair.
Reluctantly, Silent Bob agrees and grabs a broom to try and force it out the open window that it had most likely gotten in from. Slight chaos ensues, bob is attempting to whack the still screeching bat down from the ceiling as Jay shouts at him from behind the couch.
When Silent bob actually hits the thing it swoops down at him and starts attacking his neck all over. Jay is now screaming and grabs the broom from bob, now attempting to get the bat off his mate.
The "battle" ends with Jay smacking the bat (and silent bob) so hard that it finally flies off bob and goes out the window. Also knocking Silent bob to the floor in the process.
At this point he is left on the floor, slightly disoriented from both, the creature tearing him up six-ways-to-sunday and Jay knocking the shit out of him with the broom. Jay helps him up and leads him to the bathroom, trying to disinfect Silent bob's bites and scratches to the best of his abilities. But it's too late. He's already infected.
I'll leave that there for now, let me know if this is interesting or not, I'll post the rest if so. Or just because i can
We all gotta go to a church in New Jersey
What's going on in the Kevin Smith Wiki
What the fuck does that mean
Decided to finally ink the Dogma drawing
THATS WHAT IM SAYING THEY WERE GAY FROM DAY ONE
Banky and Hooper's first date was going to the comic book store and reading a shit ton of Archie Comics.
Another JSB headcanon. Some nights after a long day of messing around townthe duo turns on the TV and "unwinds". Mostly this consists of Jay sitting on the floor in front of the couch while Silent bob sits down on the couch and brushes his hair. I feel like Jay doesn't really brush his hair all that much, and wearing a beanie most of the time doesn't help with that. And this sort of connects to another headcanon I have that Silent bob's mom was at one point a hairdresser(mostly just cause we've never heard what his mom does). So Bob's pretty good with hair, his included. Anyways, Jay will just sit between his mates legs and actually be quiet for once.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk and if this isn't the best it's because I'm sick rn. :b
i love drawing old men on my algrbra hw isntead of doing it 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
sorry fir not posting guys 💔💔💔
jay and silent bob megapost. i think about them all the time
Randal Graves!
Time laps under the cut ^^
Me when I have a hockey game at Two.
Speed paint under the cut.
I forgot to post here whoopise
