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Had a big orange boi farm cat/turn house cat, Gingermegs (Ginge) growing up who only ever really tolerated me and insisted on sleeping on me or in my room every night as a kid.

I swear he took ALL the brain cells from every other orange boi in the area he was so smart and tuned those smarts into being a vindictive asshole towards anyone and any other animal who annoyed or pissed him off. One time he was on the couch sleeping on what turned out to be my teen sisters favourite cardigan/jumper at the time. Instead of lifting him off it and moving him, she scared him screaming at him and yanking it out from under him sending him tumbling off the couch.

We later went out to do shopping and errands leaving sis home alone with Ginge. When we came home sis was sitting in the loungeroom fuming with wet hair and Ginge was sitting on the far end of the couch looking quite settled and happy.

Apparently shortly after we left sis went for a long shower and since no one was home she left the bathroom door open. The shower had ugly as sin copper coloured thick frosted glass so you couldn't see through it. While she was in there, Ginge slipped in and dropped a poop right outside the shower door on the bath matt and when sis stepped out she stood right in it.

I swear that cat was smug mugging the rest of the day. I have other stories of Ginge and his brains plus oddities.

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