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you take them to the hair store: shinra, arthur, benimaru, vulcan, ogun genre: comedy, a little bit of fluff pairing: w/ black! fem reader cw: cursing
SHINRA KUSAKABE
he went with you because he likes the way it smells for some reason
will probably try to lick one of the products
his signature smile will probably scare a few people but as he keeps coming, they get used to it
he likes to mess around with the makeup section of the store
will build a bond with the owner and workers of the store to get you a discount (it works)
everytime you would go without him, the workers will ask "where's your lil boo thang?"
the workers will jokingly say "you can't come in without him sis"
ARTHUR BOYLE
you were getting ready to go, you told arthur that you will be back after running to the hair store
he insisted on going with you because he says "your majesty should be accompanied by protection" or something
when you take him, all of the workers were shocked because they didn't expect you to come in with him
since you were close to them, you talked frequently about your relationship with arthur, to which they told you to bring him to the shop sometime
though, they didn't know the time would be now
when you and some customer was going for the last hair gel, HE DREW HIS DAMN SWORD saying "let it go, peseant"
at least you got it
the maniquenns be throwing him off because he's all like "DID THEY GET BEHEADED
overall, 10/10 experience with him at the hair store
BENIMARU SHINMON
at first, he didn't want to go because he's lazy, but since you bribed him with sukiyaki, he took the offer and went with you
boy was that a bad idea
this nigga had everybody staring at both you and him (yall compliment each other so well)
so many people didn't know if they wanted to be you, or be him
will probably complain that you're there for a while
i know this nigga got some nice ass curls before he got that damn silk press
so you got some hair products for him as well because you wanted to see what his hair looked like
he was against it at first, but gave in to your persuasive nature
safe to say, them curls were GLORIOUS
VULCAN JOSEPH
he interested in how you do your hair and wants to learn how to do it and which hair to use
he will accompany you because he just loves being there with you in public
he's fascinated by the way you instantly know which hair to get for each hair style
"get red so we can match" is a common phrase FOR EVERY HAIR STYLE
will tell you to get a certain hairstyle because he knows you will look great in it
tell you to get a product because it smells nice
the man loves animals, so he got beef with gorilla snot
"THEY TAKING SNOT FROM A GORILLA?! HELL NAH"
yea, quite the experience
OGUN MONTGOMERY
he went because it's like a chore going with you
he constantly complains about not having enough products for his hair, especially conditioner
so when he goes with you, he instantly goes into the section with durags and conditioner
he will also get some little gold accessories to put in his hair and will get you some for your hair
he wants to get matching bonnets and durags with you because he thinks that yall will be like them black couples on pinterest
will offer to pay for everything (to which you object to sometimes but he still pays for it)
HE KNOWS HOW TO DO YOUR HAIR
will pick out the color of the braiding hair because he knows which ones will suit you better
mmm, that's a black king right there
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fire force spoilers :)
shout out to atsushi ohkubo the creator of my favorite manga series ever shout out to shinra kusakabe who saved the world from the flames of despair being the hero-saviour he always wanted to be shout out to sho kusakabe who was his guardian angel shout out to mari kusakabe who raised these two despite being disowned shout out to arthur boyle who defeated dragon despite being in space and practically cut in half shout out to akitaru obi for overcoming adversity for the people he loved despite being non powered shout out to takehisa hinawa for dedicating his life to staying beside obi in his goofy hats despite losing someone close to him shout out to maki oze for not letting anyone stop her or call her a gorilla cyclops shout out to sister iris for always having faith in her teammates shout out to tamaki kotatsu for not letting her lure take away from her value as a person and still being able to be the fanservice character but with a personality shout out to viktor licht for helping readers understand the science behind everything and for being a silly but serious character with a fun aura shout out to vulcan joseph for being a pure of heart character that truly loves his family shout out to lisa isaribi for turning to the light in spite of all her inflicted trauma and staying with her found family shout out to yu for always having a positive outlook even for serious traumatic events shout out to shinmon benimaru for carrying an entire city on his shoulders with a slightly sake influenced smile shout out to konro sagamiya for helping waka and sacrificing himself to help others shout out to karim flam for pursuing through seeing his friend die and still working his hardest shout out to huo yan li for being disabled and still fighting for hope in the fire force shout out to amatseru for carrying the entire empire on her back for decades shout out to arrow for always sticking to sho's side even while commiting treason to the white clads shout out to charon for unconditionally loving haumea and being willing to go up in flames just for her shout out to captain hibana for realizing her mistakes and helping figure out the secret of spontaneous human combustion shout out to joker for not letting his genuinely upsetting past stop him from getting the real truth he wants from the unjust holy sol temple shout out to nataku son for getting through his ptsd and finding a guardian that was fit for him shout out to takeru noto for getting over his fear of fire for the woman he loves and to help the lives of everyone around him shout out to toru kishiri who was a silly guy who blew bubbles and helped company 8 in a cool guy kind of way shout out to yuichiro kurono who was a good mentor for nataku son and a good businessman shout out to ogun montgomery who pursued victory in the face of evil and helped shinra in times of doubt shout out to the woman in black who helped the animals in the small tabernacle oasis for years and lastly shout out to assault who showed tamaki that being lewd is an okay thing to be.
and a prominent fuck you to rekka, inca, sumire, and the evangelist. ew. (OH AND DR GIOVANNI I HATE BUGS AND I HATE HIM TOO)