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11 months ago

I’ve been thinking about this TikTok for days


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11 months ago

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

Note To Self Do Not Leave Pens In The Car In Arizona I GUESS????

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11 months ago

my cock is telling me to be evil again


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11 months ago

I’m gonna pitch a show as “like Game of Thrones but even more gritty and realistic” and then it’s nothing but a baron handling land estimates and organizing road repairs and stuff. There’ll be an entire episode about how a peasant gets brought to court for letting milk cattle graze on communal pastureland even though it’s supposed to be reserved for draft animals.


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11 months ago

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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11 months ago

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

Hi Welcome To Mcdonalds What Can I Get For You?

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”


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11 months ago

WHAT THE HRLL WHAAT

THEY MADE BUNNIES REAL


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11 months ago

good bye


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11 months ago

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11 months ago

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.


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11 months ago

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11 months ago

tumblr? tiktok did not like this video.

but y'all?

i think y'all will know what to do with it.


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11 months ago

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”


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11 months ago
DO YOU REMEMBER? THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

DO YOU REMEMBER? THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER?

Gif I made for this same date last year, posting it here now!


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