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So I accidentally backed into someone in a parking lot (a parked car not a person). I didn’t do any damage as far as I am concerned so I left because… well there was no damage. Also, the were parked very close behind me and were not there when I had initially parked. I am just imaging how that is gonna flash before my eyes at the pearly gates, but I am honestly not very concerned. Also, there is this dude in my shrooms class, Jake, who has been talking to me and DM-ing me on instagram and liking my stories and I am just letting it happen. I don’t even have a reaction at this point. I also wonder if I seem really mean on campus because I have a very serious resting face and I have the habit of accidentally glaring at people. If you come up to me I am nice, but I probably come across so mean. I think it’s just a mentality thing because I don’t really care how I come across to people I don’t know. It is not my responsibility to control how people think of me. I would prefer if people didn’t come up to talk to me anyways.
sitting down next to me at a coffee shop where there’s tables available next to me, is normal.
Sitting down next to me as an older man at a coffee shop where there’s tables available next to me, is also normal.
Sitting down next to me as an older at a coffee shop where there’s tables available next to me and speaking to me, again, is normal.
But sitting down next to me as an older man at a coffee shop where there’s table available next to me and first thing you say to me is “don’t worry I’m not gonna drug you”, not fucking normal.
Like, WHAT!? Who said you were!? Now I’m thinking you might! Where is this coming from!? I don’t know you, get away!
i need a guy like rodrick in my life