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Offering to pay rent or

I’ve just been the victim of a vile trick

I thought the “recently visited tags” was the “recommended tags” and I excited clicked on one only to discover it was one I had previously discovered had nothing of interest on it

It’s called BINKING not “zoomies”. And yes, he is binking, he binks when I pet him(he is my bnuuy)

Crazy how when burns writes “who will fuck me now” he’s Scotland’s bard but when I do it I’m “making everyone uncomfortable”

Talking to a basic infantry unit in an rts:

You don’t get it… you’re just a PAWN in my game…

I’m an idgaf war hero

Tumblr just gave me a notification to look at a tag and the tag had nothing on it

If I had a dollar I'd do what I want

I'd pick out a place to constantly haunt

I buy my own box car to fill up with bunnies

I'd let people pet them and then I'd charge money

Army drill instructor: DO YOU THINK THIS IS BUNNY PRIVATE

private: just a hare

The suspect pled not guilty citing that “sakamoto” told them to do it. They were found not guilty by reason of insanity

I’m a woeman; I bring woe