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I wanna do a welcome home incorrect quote just for fun

Frank: while we're on the subject of "neighbors", can you stop finding me and Eddie outside of work?

Eddie: come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!

Frank: excuse me- WHAT

Another welcome home incorrect quotes yay

Home: hmm what's that your listening to

Wally: this song is called "my world is burning down around me" it's by "fuk you home" it's a band

Home: *sarcastically* ohh how charming

Wally: so you two done screaming for the day *sips on coffee*

Home: ummm

One of the neighbors: *loudly yelled fuk* while throwing a vase to the ground

Barnaby: of all the puppets in hell

Barnaby and Wally: It's for him that I fell

Barnaby: Oh Wally

Both were about to kiss until*ding*

Barnaby: ARE YOU TWO FUCKING FILMING US RIGHT NOW

then we see Julie and Sally holding a camera recording Barnaby and Wally

Julie: Sally (in a surprise voice)

Sally: JULIE hi.. hey were did you get 4 heads I wanna kiss them

Julie and Barnaby have a little argument over something

Barnaby: Just stop doing that

Julie: I don't see what the issue is or something you don't want me telling

Barnaby: no

Julie: your little mama heart

Barnaby: ma'am what you say and how you act is very HURTFUL

Wally*in a slight worry voice*: clam down Barn's your gonna have another panic attack

Barnaby: I AM CLAM

*Wally pulls Barnaby into a hug, gently petting Barnaby head as Barnaby does little whimpers

Wally: shh-shh-shhh~ there, there

Wally: (SINGING) My Dingaling. My Dingaling. I want you to play with my Dingaling-

Howdy: (PULLS WALLY OFF THE STAGE) THIS ACT IS OVER!!