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I gotta know about “bruh” as that is an extensive word in my vocabulary

ok ngl i write my most unhinged works on there that will never see the light of day. like all my works are self indulgent but these are just so much worse. however, for you, beloved, i shall offer a snippet or two.

"It started with a panicked knock at the front door of the office, an unintelligible stream of words coming out from the armoured body of Alphonse, who was currently cradling his older brother in his arms. "

“Hiya, Boss.” He smiled, rubbing his head on the spot where he had hit it. “What a surprise to see you here.” 

Sighing, he placed his bag on the nearest desk, taking a few steps towards the interior of the office, threading his arms out of his coat. Eventually, he spoke:

“What did you do?”

"No.” That was the answer that Peter had received when he asked to go to school today, even despite being slightly sick. 

So, instead of being on a field trip to wherever they were going, he was on his third day moping around the tower, trying to convince anyone that would listen that he was fine. 

Nobody believed him, oddly. Maybe it was the persistent cough, or that absolute traitor FRIDAY. The least she could do was lie for him when Mr. Stark asked her what his temperature was. 103 was not that bad, in his professional opinion.