Why Are Men So Weird About Sex - Tumblr Posts

Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship

??????

I hate my girls vagina so much! She sexy asf but her vagina is not. It's kinda fat, her clit big asf, her labials aren't the same size that hang. I hate having sex cause she'll be wet and her clit will get erect and it's like a little penis. She always creaming when she on my dick and making a mess. Her vagina grips my dick and it feels like someone is grabbing my dick while tugging it. Sometimes when I'm pounding her shit her vagina will "fart" and it's weird asf.

your girl’s vagina literally does EVERYTHING you should want it to do lol grow up my man

thinking about the time I was working at a garden store and this guy called in like “can you bring dead plants back to life” and I was actually their hardware guy not their plants guy but I knew a bit and I loved that he phrased it like maybe I’m a wizard with dark secrets so I asked about the condition of the plants and the guy was weirdly sheepish about it

So there was a lot of back and forth until this grown man admitted that his elderly mother had been out of town and while house sitting he had a bunch of other grown men over all week and they all drunkenly peed all over his mother’s garden SO MUCH for SO MANY NIGHTS in a row that all her plants DIED.

I said “sir do you want my honest advice? You need to come in and replace your mom’s flowers with new flowers.”

He said “there’s not some fertilizer that can bring them back?” I said that ship had sailed and he said thanks for nothing and hung up.

All my love to that woman I hope she straight up murdered him with her old grandma fists.