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I think Joseph is the most relateable Joestar

Has strong opinions about trivial shit like restaurant flirting technique

Will always take the easy way out if available and will bitch incessantly if it’s not

Is actually quite clever in his own way but only in ridiculously specific situations

Fights for his friends but is very afraid of many things

Gets married young and clueless to his mom’s maid because she was kinda cute and gave him the time of day

Reacts to everything from minor inconveniences to major disasters with loud, vehement profanity

Can’t believe his own grandson is a fucking casual in the Year of Our Lord 1989

I wanted to come on here and rant and cry over a couple of things. And first of it’s not the cursed memes because they make me feel better.

Im literally sitting in bed minding my own business, looking at pictures of my favorite anime characters and go “wow if only they existed so I can save myself the from all these hoes on Tinder.” The fact that after I say this my heart breaks a little😀. Like I’m sitting here crying about how my favorite anime characters don’t exist and how much it fucking hurts because I love them so much. The fact that my Anime Characters are literally light years better than the men where I’m from🥲. Like no wonder I can’t get a boyfriend, simply because my standards of men are so significantly high that it’s impossible for me to find a guy with any common decency.... LIKE MY STANDARDS ARENT EVEN THAT HIGH!!! ITS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM!!! All they want is sex and I’m over here in my corner like..... “relationship please.” And guys are like..... Ew gross............

So in other words I think I’ve given up.....

So Kuroo, Kise, Daiki..... heck if any of the anime men on my simp list are reading this.... please come pick me up..... I’m tired of this bullshit