Why Is My Mind Like This - Tumblr Posts

Recently, I had this weird dream. I was evil, and as punishment for my sins, I was unaffected by gravity and would constantly float to the heavens. How did I solve this problem? By catching a ferret, which apparently weighed me down. It very specifically had to be a ferret. Not a tame ferret either. A ferret I grabbed in a supermarket parking lot that was clearly feral. It was eating my arms. Then I ate jewelry and a vase and died.

The end.

Looking at gifs and-

Listen, I know the lights are swinging in THE BACKGROUND, but part of my mind can't help but think

Kate? Currently zoned out, she's not listening, very much distracted by the swinging lights in front of her like a moth to the flame or like a crow with shiny things and to be fair shiny things? Very much attention drawing, I say, as if I am a crow easily distracted by the ✨️shiny✨️

I digress

Tanya keeping an arm on Kate so she doesn't wander off and cause some Kate brand chaos, and then they back away and leave, and she pulls her along like cmon Kate let's go you can go cause some chaos with those lights now