Why Not - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
Let's see if a have a color
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I’m in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You’re hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
Second Post!
Here's that one photo of Cosmo I did before. because why not.
When my daughter died my heart cleaved in two. She was my light, she held to future of our people and would have led our armies on to create a better world. My son was to be her Right Hand as I am my father's. And then that monster. Came into our home. And took her from me. In some sick and twisted revenge against my father. I'll have no part in the sick and twisted games Ra's Al Ghul wishes to exact upon the beast he used to call son. Qayin will pay for what he took from me. I will not stop until his very existence is ashes on the wind. I am the daughter of the demon's head and I know no mercy.
A short excerpt based upon this post: https://www.tumblr.com/blanddcheadcanons/690797086009147392/athanasia-al-ghul-exists-in-the-main-dcu-but-as-a?source=share
Turned the Cult Of The Lamb bishops as ponies, as I do with all my hyperfixations now.
Extra info for this COTL/MLP AU below the cut.
Shamura: Alicorn/changeling mix, pony name is Smokeshade Glides, originally a unicorn/changeling mix before being an alicorn
Kallamar: Alicorn/siren mix, pony name is Typhoon Melodies, originally an earthpony/siren mix before being an alicorn
Narinder: Alicorn, pony name is Rotting Bird, originally a pegasus (with slight changeling) before being an alicorn
Heket: Alicorn, pony name is Crimson Fangs, originally an earthpony before being an alicorn
Leshy: Alicorn/draconequus mix, pony name is Havoc Viper, originally a pegasus/draconequus mix before being an alicorn
whilst i don’t ship pj berri and sweety bancha, (sorry!!) i do see them as platonic siblings! this includes my headcanon that they have (non-romantic) nicknames for eachother, they usually use them for silly situations, casual conversations or maybe even to embarrass eachother in front of their love interests.
sweety bancha -> matcha
pj berri -> pb-j
I don't mind, I just want kisses to be honest kkkk
When Michael Myers kisses you he doesn't make the noise when he pulls away, he'll give you forehead kisses but it's completely silent and slightly awkward until you get used to it.
There is no "muah" in "The Shape of Haddonfield"
ugh your lost boy request was incredible✨ is it possible for you to write michael brahms thomas and billy lenz or loomis idm reaction to you squirting ty for all the incredible work :)x
A/N: Here you go, hope you enjoy! I should have the Kinktober list up by tomorrow or the next day. I quit my job already because it was absolute garbage so I am back to being broke and sad all the time so here I am, writing away my problems. Enjoy!
Warnings: NSFW, R18+, squirting, fingering, cunnilingus, choking, female pronouns
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Michael Myers:
★ The first time you do it, he praises you to the moon and back, telling you what a good girl you are and how good you did for him
★ He makes sure you’re embarrassed about it through snarky comments and talk about how much of a mess you made over his cock
★ It’s his goal to make you squirt each time you have sex, no matter how long it takes and even if it’s beyond hurting
“C’mon, (Y/N), you know I have all night.” He chuckled, pressing your thighs to your chest and earning a pained groan from you.
“Michael I can’t, please, it hurts.” You were pretty sure you’d reached Heaven and now you were descending to the deep depths of hell as Michael’s cock pressed against your bladder. Your sadist of a lover only chuckled in response and pursued his own high, thrusting into you with a fiery pace. His eyes never left your face, watching to see when the right moment was to finish this.
That familiar feeling of another orgasm built up inside you quicker than you could tell him and you felt Michael reach down, the pads of his finger brushing against your clit and rubbing harshly on it. “That’s it baby, make a mess all over my cock.” He groaned, watching clear liquid dribble around his base, creating a giant wet spot on the bed for you to clean up later.
Brahms Heelshire:
★ He doesn’t really care for it
★ Knows you can’t help it sometimes, but he defiantly won’t cheer you on for it
★ He will make sure you’re okay and soothe your high, but he won’t go looking for you to squirt
★ He doesn’t like the mess (prissy ass mf)
“I’m going to cum.” You let out a breathy moan, feeling Brahms’ teeth nip at your neck as his fingers fucked you. They curled against your spot and you felt him chuckle when you gasped.
“Such a pretty face you make when you are coming.” He spoke lowly, his lips grazing over your jaw. “Show it to me.” Brahms quickened his pace and watched as your mouth opened and back arched off the bed.
The feeling of an increased amount of wetness was what made him finally pull back, his eyes drifting down to your sopping cunt and the cum you’d sprayed all over the bed. Brahms grimaced and removed his fingers from you, deciding that your mouth would suit him best tonight; he didn’t want to make more of a mess than you already had.
Thomas Hewitt:
★ Boy oh boy does he know what he’s doing
★ This man literally goes hard, just to watch you squirt all over his cock
★ It turns him on even more and more than half the time, he cums from watching your pussy dribble around his member
Every thrust was rough as his hands bruised your hips, bringing you back on his cock every second. Thomas was relentless, especially after a hard day of killing and not seeing you. He was on a mission and he wouldn’t stop until he saw you squirt.
Knowing this, you spoke up, “Thomas, I’m close!” His grip loosened at your words and he flipped you on your back, sinking back into your aching cunt and fucking into you at god speed.
“C’mon sweetheart, cum for me.” He grunted, thumbing at your clit and watching as your walls nearly pushed his cock out, clear liquid spurting around his cock. With a few more thrusts, he was able to chase the high he’d been waiting for all day.
Billy Loomis:
★ Asshole will literally degrade you for squirting, even though he made you do it on purpose
★ It’s his goal to embarrass you and he does a great job at it
★ Lives for the mess and would sit between your legs for hours if it meant he could see you squirt over and over again
“Billy, I can’t!” You cried as your thighs trembled beneath his grip. His eyes peered up at you from between them and he chuckled as his tongue danced along your soft walls.
“I know you can. I believe in you!” He teased, making a snide comment about how pitiful your dirty cunt had become. “Such a mess.” He snickered, watching as your legs shook when he toyed with your clit. With a wild smirk, his tongue was back inside you and his fingers circled your clit, his eyes never leaving yours as he brought you to another orgasm.
Loud cheers came from the male as he taunted you for making such a mess on the couch. “Hey, (Y/N), what would your mother think if she saw he couch soiled in your filthy cum, hmm?” Billy chuckled, licking your thighs off and moving up towards your face with another shit eating grin. It was going to be a long night.
Me? Projecting my desire to be hated? And also the wish someone would hold me lovingly? Maybe
A per requested a couple months ago, Q-Taro eating sand in a fancy restaurant
Rahhhhh tysm for the tag Kairo!!
It took so much self control to not add ram horns or elf ears. Actually, elf ears below the cut,
Ohhhh @ticklish-n-stuff the urge to cut my bangs is REAL SNIP SNIPP
@leripo and anyone else who sees this, feel free to try!
Picrew Tag 💕
New Picrew time! (I lost all other ones): Link
Tagging: @ticklygiggles @lovelynim @mai-mei @bambinella @xsezzie @fluffandgiggles @kusuguricafe @theyellowroseofsodor and everyone who would like to do it 💕
okay here's how you design a fantasy weapon pls like and subscribe follow me for more tips-
Kidding- but this was sent to me by Dyl just a while ago and I just had to.
I do actually love seeing these wild designs, there's more imagination in them than you can beat out of a roomful of AI "artists".
Art by Peter Andrew Jones if I'm not mistaken.
I do wish there were more of them around, just over-the-top bullshit that doesn't take itself too seriously.
This one's from The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982). It's a sword with THREE blades. Two of them shoot out of the hilt as projectiles- I love it. I would never use it.
I set out posting my art online initially to design "practical fantasy weapons", and while I haven't abandoned the "practical" part myself, going nuts on weapon designs is still just really fun to do.
Saradomin Godsword from OldSchool Runescape and the newfangled RS3 version.
Doesn't have to be "practical". Depending on the context, the looks can be more important than the functionality.
Sanderson depicts shardblades in The Stormlight Archive as being ultralight to justify their size. Fun middleground, but not always necessary.
Art by Alex Allen.
There are weapons that will forever be iconic BECAUSE they went nuts with 'em.
Of course they also went nuts with the people using them, so there's internal consistency, but the point stands.
Guts' Dragonslayer, Berserk (1989-2021) by Kentaro Miura.
Cloud Strife's Buster Sword, Final Fantasy 7 (1997) by Square Enix, image from the 2020 Remake
Moonlight Greatsword, in one of its many iterations, this time as Ludwig's Holy Blade from Bloodborne (2015) in The Old Hunters DLC by From Software
Kratos' Blades of Chaos, God of War (2005), image from their iteration in God of War (2018) by Sony's Santa Monica Studio.
Just- don't pretend you could ever use them in the real world, yourself.
Actual martial artists can already hurt themselves using tried-and-tested weapons from history (i.e. there is someone to learn how they use them from), let alone the average untrained gamer with something out of fantasy.
Doesn't stop people from trying. Baltimore Knife and Sword are among the many blacksmiths who routinely produce real world versions of fictional weaponry (look up Man at Arms: Reforged on YouTube) and recently Digitally Twisted Outlaws (also on YouTube) started training with one such giant replica Dragonslayer, and dubbed their weapon-style the "Colossus Sword Form".
Bottom line, just have fun with it. Don't get too bogged down by what's consistent with real world usage, especially when the context is fictional.
send me a number (1-100) and a character and I’ll draw them based off of my spotify top playlist
Zombie Angel A friend I met wanted to start a clothing chain based off of zombies... and he needed a few picture ideas. So I thought- angels- zombies- they go together right? The clothing idea and this design are now (c) to him. And I'd like to give a shout out to TabsterBlaster. It was actually one of her characters that helped to inspire this drawing.
