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PSA for my fellow wizards

Do not attempt use hydra stem cells as a steroid !

I was experimenting on my homunculus as one does when I had a brilliant idea, since when a Lernean hydra has one of its heads chopped off it grows back two I had the idea of using Hydra stem cells and integrating them within the homunculi muscles.

The idea being that as you work out your muscles receive microscopic damage that would now instantly grow back twice as much

As a result my Homunculus would rapidly become, as the youth might say "yoked or perchance shredded or maybe even Jacked" then through our soul link I too would become large and muscular with little to no effort.

There was however one small problem

I did not account for the idea that the cells would interact badly with the body and be unable to tell what is damage

As a result my Homunculus and through the soul link I too rapidly become a massive mess of hundreds of limbs in a roughly spherical shape filled with bundles of organs.

It was most unpleasant

I had to move my soul into a clone body