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1 year ago

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.


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2 years ago

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”


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3 years ago

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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3 years ago

When is the next wedding?

The Wedding Is About To Begin!!

The wedding is about to begin!!


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1 year ago

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


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1 year ago

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free


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1 year ago

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄


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1 year ago

back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end


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1 year ago

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

Oh Shit I Just Realized I Can Post The "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" Here

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1 year ago

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom


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1 year ago

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!


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1 year ago

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡


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1 year ago

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

But It Only Works If 4 People Are Having Sex Lol

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2 years ago

this is a fucking masterpiece

a work of art

Untitled.

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason


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