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Monday’s WILTY (episode 9) promo pic and some stills from the clip on the BBC website

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again and probably a million more times in my lifetime:
If you don’t think Lee Mack is hot, I can’t help you.




I can always remember all my ex-girlfriends’ names, and the order in which I went out with them, because their initials happen to make the acronym BERMUDA.









Best WILTY running gags: Bob Mortimer + ridiculous names











Best WILTY running gags: Lee Mack + WILTY writers giving him the most bullshit of lies (bonus: how he and David really feel about it)






“When you arrived in the village or town called Van, did you already know you would be staying in a garage?”
“No.”
“Were all the hotels booked?”
“No.”









rob brydon ♡ “i think it is quite a noble thing to want to do: to entertain people.”


at school, i invented a game called snorkel parka music practice room. 6.06




♪ I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want …