Wow I Post A Lot Of Shitposts - Tumblr Posts
*bigots*: the trans agenda 🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️☝️
Ah yes! My agenda of feeling dysphoric, hugging my stuffed shark, fighting gender roles, and being depressed 😀

Y A M I T Y
*plain text: “Yamity”
Tumblr warps my sense of time istg. I saw a post from someone I follow on my dash while scrolling and then while checking to see if anyone else I follow has posted something, I see that the same blog is marked as having posted 43 minutes ago. I’m like “oh! They must’ve posted another thing since I saw the first post bc I saw that post like 2 hours ago!” Nope. It was the same post. I just have no sense of time.
Also I’ll be like “hmmmm when did I post this?? It feels like maybe two days ago but it could’ve also been this morning. Idk 🤷”
When I first came out as queer, my friend got me one of those “WE ARE ALL HUMAN” shirts and-
Well uh… funny story.,,
May I introduce:
*ahem*
Chaotic lawful: this creature has a strict moral code, but no one can figure out wtf it is.
Examples:
Aziraphale (good omens)
Willow (toh)
Both of my cats
@rattoroni
Brown hat?
PERRY’S BROWN HAT???