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Bad Guys Family Au

Nightmare belongs to @jokublog

Cross belongs to @jakei95

Horror belongs to @sour-apple-studios (?)

Killer belongs to @rahafwabas

Dusttale belongs to @ask-dusttale

 X-TALE ASRIEL FANDRAW

Hehe.. don’t mind me drawing one of my fav character from X-Event :v

It’s a wild Cross-sans!

Soop belongs to @darkxsoulzyx

Cross belongs to JakeiArtwork

Have this while I’m procrastinating on how to draw boots :3

Canon vs fanon x-gaster, here we go

Canon:

Wants perfection

A bit of an asshole to Chara specifically and only Chara and frisk for the most part

Manipulative bitch but only a normal amount with a tendency to manipulate skeletons.

Self fulfilling prophecy man

Drinks chocolate milk from a wine glass for the fancy

Maybe homophobic?

Fanon:

seeks perfection to the exact tenmillionth percentage Aka 0.0000001 percent

Douchbaggete 100,000 percent.

Ima hit you on the head for existing wrong.

Hates everyone and everything, including people who are doing everything right.

Probably does disgusting things

Drinks chocolate milk from a wine glass to fuck with you

Really shouldn’t be allowed to be a dad.

Absolutely homophobic and transphobic and everything-that’s-not-cishet-phobic

Six whole cross doodles over screencaps of donnie from rise of the tmnt.

I’m very proud of these doodles.

Discussion I had with me and my friend, who I refer to as ink

Me: yo like, is cross neurodivergent?

Ink: I unno maybe?

Me: autism?

Ink: nah x-gaster’s too much of a bitch for that. Also, too many complications.

Me, an autistic person: yeah that makes sense

…

…

Me: adhd then?

Ink: yep.

Can we talk about how cross perfectly cut this cake into slices when startled.

Jesus fuck boy what steroids did x-gaster give you?!

Reasons why cross is my favorite sans:

1: he’s fluffy. He’d give warm hugs.

2: he’s a silly little guy.

3: I can make him better, or I can make him worse. It’s very easy to do.

4: We both have anxiety and should probably see a therapist more than we already do

5: he’s got really dark purple in his outfit

6: purple is my favorite color

7: I love him

8: I have the power to give him several supportive boyfriends.

I fucking love cross.

In like, a platonic crush way. A squish, I believe it’s called.

I don’t want to fuck him or kiss him but I want to be his friend.

I want to give him a shoulder to cry on when the days get to rough. I want to tell him that it’ll get better. I want to hug him so hard his ribs crack. I want to give him someone to talk to about his problems. I want to let him know he’s loved and that everything isn’t his fault, That he’s a good person, I want to tell him he’s going to be ok.

He’s such a wonderful boy and he didn’t deserve anything that happened to him, and I want to be the one to hammer it into his mind that he’s not the bad guy.

Im fucking insane over him can you tell.

CROSS AND KILLER INCORRECT QUOTES NOW HEEHOOOOOO

Cross: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Killer: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Killer: Truth or dare?

Cross: Truth.

Killer: How many hours have you slept this week?

Cross:

Cross: Dare.

Killer: Go to sleep.

Cross: I don't like this game.

Cross: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?

Killer: Never seen one.

Cross: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.

Killer: What can’t I see?

Cross: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.

Killer: Yeah, I can drop an apple.

Cross: Fuck.

Cross: What are amphetamines?

Killer: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Cross: Ohhhh.

Killer: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Cross: This is light?!

Cross: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Killer: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Cross: Yeah, they're all birds.

Cross: Hey Killer, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Killer, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Cross: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Killer!

Twitter is rebranding to X.com, huh?

*glancing at Xtale*

*at cross and xgaster specifically*

Bruhhh Xtale got a whole social media now nawh 💀

The possible canon that cross is, indeed, bisexual, raises so many sillies in my brain, for any side you smack cross into.

Chilling with epic? Off hand comments about how some woman in a video game is hot, while meanwhile cross has also stated he would let several men step on him.

With the stars? Cross has his head in his hands because dream felt him get a little too excited around a dude while a few days ago he was gushing about some chick he liked back in x-tale and now ink won’t stop bugging him about it.

With the gang? Killer giving cross several rizz lessons (weather he himself has godlike rizz or not is up to you) so he can be the ultimate distraction while the guys go murder someone. Dude can slide into a guy’s dms and keep him busy for hours because we all know the shy gay boys are the hottest (I say, as an aroace)

I am very unwell.

Everyone in fanfiction always makes cross this smart strategy man, and it’s starting to bug me. (Just annoying, not bad)

Cross is a soldier, not a strategist. He’s not a general, he’s a foot soldier. He doesn’t think, he does.

Take underverse’s whole damn plot for example. While yes, cross taking half of sans’ should was needed for him to live, he didn’t have to take parts of other universes. The whole plan has more holes than Swiss cheese, and if he had the planning brain fanfiction gives him, he would have realized that. Ink undoubtedly told cross about how aus work, so he’d probably assume jamming them together wouldn’t work. It’s like taking a bunch of pieces from entirely different puzzles and trying to put them together. Sure, they may fit, but it won’t look right.

“So he’s stupid then?” No.

Cross may be blinded by emotion and coded to be a soldier, but he isn’t stupid. Cross knows things, and he can understand what to do sometimes. The best way to show this is from an old twitter post from a forgotten user.

Cross very well may be able to perfectly calculate things related to battle and predict his opponent’s moves, but he can’t fully grasp sciences or multiply large numbers without the help of a calculator or scratch paper and a good five-ten minutes.

It’s a double edged sword. He’s not book smart, he’s street smart. He would know the best ways to avoid capture, how to stop a wound from bleeding until he can get medical treatment, and much more.

Thanks for letting me ramble.

FUCK I MISSED MY BOY’S BIRTHDAY OH SHIT I MEAN I CANT BE TOO MAD I WAS BEDRIDDEN BUT STILL *SOBBING*

*SLAMS DOWN A BAD DOODLE*

HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING MORON /POS /AFF

GOOD JOB BEING SEXY OR SOMETHING I DUNNO IM AROACE

I played Roblox Posessor last night.

Eventually, two skeleton men cosplayers showed up. Horror and cross, the best boys.

One of the best ways we checked to see if they were possessed or not was me telling them to “do the thing”.

Which turns out to be horror doing a cat dance and cross sobbing his eye sockets out while I laugh at him.

Cross is in my friends list now

I’m gunna go feral.

I need more swapdream dream and classic cross fics.

I need that little man to get manipulated to hell and back by a bird.

Fuck him up. Cause irreversible trauma to cross knowing he’s being manipulated but can’t do anything about it. Make him lose his mind knowing he can’t get out of it no matter how hard he tries.

Let him finally get rescued after a year or two of torment, let him go home a broken man who can hardly function without swad’s presence. Begging to go back, begging to be with the only person he’d been in contact with for the entire period of time he was kidnapped. Breaking when everything that actually happened comes crashing down on him all at once. Let whoever brought him back get to build him back up and put him back together, piece by piece.

Cross, I love you, but I need you to suffer more. I need you to be rebuilt from nothing.

Y’ALL IM PUTTING CROSS IN A DRESS DONT STOP ME

I HAVE A SERIOUS QUESTION CONCERNING MY BOY

Is cross scared of cows in general, or just the patterns of the typical cartoon cow? Or a specific gender?

When people put cross in a bovine situation, the cows always look the same. White with black spots and female. I honestly have never seen cross be put with cows of any other size, shape, gender, or pattern than the stereotypical cow.

How does he feel about miniature cows? About bulls, or other patterns?

The logical conclusion would be “yes, all cows”, but with how generic and base level every cow he’s been shoved against is, its hard to say for certain.

I want to see more variety with the cows cross is to be tormented with. Let the man be terrified by a tiny little teacup cow, I want to see it.

Well, this sucks.

I'm really sorry this is happening to you, and I fully understand if you want to leave.

Though, if you feel comfortable with it, would you ever consider releasing the scripts for the rest of the series? You obviously don't have to, but I think it’d be nice to give your supporters the closure they’re hoping for. Again, not nescesarry, but it you ever feel like you want to, we would love for you to do so.

Lots of love,

Hetnacho

ENGLISH: Underverse 0.8 part 1 might be the last Underverse episode I publish. I'm done with the toxicity, the hypocrisy, and the bias. I give up trying to explain that I'm not a monster, I just wanted to have fun with a video game that made me happy. I'm not sure if I'll come back or want to make content on YouTube anymore, I'll have to take a long break after this, find another job, I don't know, stay ayaw from all this. Every year, it's the same thing, and I don't feel comfortable in this fandom anymore. I'm not mentally okay. I'm done pretending all this hate is not affecting me. Maybe if I step aside, these people will get the attention they've been wishing for, since there won't be that person and her work they hate so much. They feel I shouldn't have gotten an opportunity in the first place and that they could've done way better, as if this fandom were a competition. Or they'll just find another target to turn into a pariah. I'll make an announcement when the trailer/full episode will be released. ESPAÑOL:

Underverse 0.8 parte 1 podría ser el último episodio de Underverse que publique. Estoy harta de la toxicidad, la hipocresía y los prejuicios.

Me rindo tratando de explicar que no soy un monstruo, solo quería divertirme con un videojuego que me hacía feliz. No estoy segura si volveré o si querré hacer contenido en YouTube nuevamente. Tendré que tomarme un largo descanso después de esto, buscar otro trabajo, no sé, alejarme de todo esto.

Cada año es lo mismo, y ya no me siento cómoda en este fandom. No estoy bien mentalmente. Estoy cansada de fingir que todo este odio no me afecta.

Tal vez si me hago a un lado, estas personas obtendrán la atención que tanto han deseado, ya que no estará esa persona y su trabajo que tanto odian, que sienten que no debería haber tenido una oportunidad en primer lugar y que podrían haberlo hecho mucho mejor, como si este fandom se tratase de una competencia. O simplemente encontrarán otro objetivo para convertir en un paria.

Haré un anuncio cuando el tráiler/ episodio completo esté listo para ser publicado.

I want to say Wickjump has made my obsession with cross xtale worse

Like

So much worse

He's all I think about now