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Ancient tree deer babysitting the grandkids
*manifests into existence graphically & gruesomely* *walks over to mic* Pokémon A.U ideas I’ve had buzzing around in my brain for a bit (that I will also explain rlly poorly) haha cough dies:
-Sycamore & Diantha are funni siblings, Xerneas is their smooshy grandmother, real world mythology (specifically Norse) exists, Yveltal does not like Lysandre or his ancestors (…also Fae & similar forces exist & are hungry :))
-Rainbow Rocket keeps getting its arse beat by (some not so anymore) trauma fuelled children, Sycamore, R.S.E! Maxie & Colress are friends (and really should not of been God Save Us), the Ultrabeasts share one braincell (and Guzzlord ate it)
-the world is an unknowable horror filled with nothing but pain and suffering, forcing those who dare to think themselves above it and the power it holds to choke on their hearts, their voices, their thoughts, until all they can perceive is that nothing is for them and all shall be as it is, cursed and shattered because of arrogance and ignorance, tortured and twisted, swallowed up by the light and the fire that should not of been.. And oh how You should of Known, oh how You all should of Thought better than That and now you are Here and there will be no escape from The Voið øF Wħő Ý ò ų ÆŘß —- (AKA Cyrus calls an ambulance, the others eat shit, Lysandre gets scammed by love & Xerneas is a amazing mum AND baker 🥰)
-live family reunion
-“how to care for your now deceased lover’s (Xerneas.net) children and also teach them how to control their powers because they are the heirs of Nature plus how do you teach creatures with Natures Abilities how to control them when you yourself are technically Death incarnate (Yveltal.net)” (AKA Yveltal get’s reading glasses, Zygarde is very happy to be an uncle (figure only. -Yveltal) & Augustine n Diantha luv their dad :3)
-there are three (read many) different variants of Sirens, Maxie & Maxie won’t stop arguing, the Pirate Life was (not) for Lysandre, only in Ancient Greecetm
-three very important rule:
Be very careful what you wish for,,,
Don’t finger fuck reality.
Never ever let a group of villain’s children play a metaphorical-game-of-Russian-Roulette-as-a-represention-of-their-descent-into-and-inability-to-escape-the-life-their-arsehole-parents-somewhat-accidentally-pushed-them-into-and-then-building-off-of-it-to-create-something-objectively-more-dangerous.
-Augustine go’s to Hoenn for rocks, accidentally gains two husbands, freaks out to Diantha on the phone Malva chuckles as she watches from her comfortable spot on Dian’s’ bed. Her girlfriend makes such funny expressions when exasperated >03
-typical fantasy adventure turned sideways then promptly trampled. Augustine HATES the ‘damsel in distress’ trope, Lysandre just wanted to court normally, Cyrus is forced to third wheel everyone & Diantha is all here for the chaos 👍
-“Cynthia! This is suppose to be a celebration! Where is everyone?????” “Alder is in a coma, Sycamore is being held captive by Legendaries or something, Rainbow Rocket has gone cuckoo & Kanto (& soon the rest of the East Continent) is basically fucked.” “😨” “anymore questions smartass?”
-the Ultrabeasts adopt Lillie + evolved, kinda not human anymore Lillie
-Eggman’s announcement but it’s Arceus (+ Cyrus w/ the Space Police (Ultra Recon Squad or whatever their called)
haha I’m gonna blow up one day :DDDDD
Heard perfect world shipping week starts today so I thought why not post a drawing of mine from last year now? :>
Still so proud of that one actually
Imagine being xerneas and Yveltals child and your parents get a divorce so they fight over who you go with.
I don't own any gifs used.
Yveltals turning everything to stone again.
Xerneas: THAT'S IT WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE AND I'M TAKEING Y/N!
Yveltals: NO I'M TAKING Y/N
Xerneas:NO I AM !
Yveltals: NO I AM!
Y/n: sighs* here we go again.
Clemont: AGAIN??!
Serena: AGAIN??!
Ash: AGAIN???!
Bonnie: SQUISHY!
Everyone except the two legendary who are still fighting:.............
Bonnie: What what did I say?
This is still one of my favorite things I've posted
Imagine being xerneas and Yveltals child and your parents get a divorce so they fight over who you go with.
I don't own any gifs used.
Yveltals turning everything to stone again.
Xerneas: THAT'S IT WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE AND I'M TAKEING Y/N!
Yveltals: NO I'M TAKING Y/N
Xerneas:NO I AM !
Yveltals: NO I AM!
Y/n: sighs* here we go again.
Clemont: AGAIN??!
Serena: AGAIN??!
Ash: AGAIN???!
Bonnie: SQUISHY!
Everyone except the two legendary who are still fighting:.............
Bonnie: What what did I say?
contexto Xerneas le pregunta a Yveltal si fue alguna vez a una fiesta y Yveltal le dice si los funerales cuentan como fiesta
Tiene sentido viniendo de Yveltal xd
Xerneas: Really? This is your first party? Ever?
Yveltal: Do funerals count?
contexto Xerneas le pregunta a Yveltal si fue alguna vez a una fiesta y Yveltal le dice si los funerales cuentan como fiesta
Tiene sentido viniendo de Yveltal xd
Xerneas: Really? This is your first party? Ever?
Yveltal: Do funerals count?
Algo q paso en mi AU (AU significa como una historia inventada q no este en el canon del fandom) en mi caso hago a los legendarios en gikinja pq me cuesta dibujar pokémon por eso.(no c si lo dibuje bien :'v)
This ship >>>
Alastor colour-themed Xerneas!