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dice system that makes you eat the dice.... rolling a fumble means you eat it.............
so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
The Miracle of Harrier the Innocence.
This idea is so vague in my head. But someone puts the city in a dire situation and these idiots get into it. Something something something. And then, just as the showdown begins, they can SEE the skills. They can HEAR the low murmurs. Harry isn’t look at anyone but seeing through them. He has what he needs to diffuse the situation, he has the guidance of himself broken into 24 pieces. Kim and Jean become the first witnesses.
Etc, etc, etc. Harry is a terrible looking candidate for Innocence so the Founding Party tries to ignore him. So he becomes the first Innocence elected by the people who force the Founding Party’s hand.
IDK idk I wish I knew how to write!
GIR!!! GIR WRITE THE CALLOUT POST
gir;
"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
body hair doesn't make you gross, no matter your gender or what the rest of your body looks like - whether you're fat, muscular, thin, curvy, etc. body hair is the same thing that grows on the top of your head and above your eyes. it's just hair, and it can be whatever you want it to be. it isn't inherently masculine. it isn't bad to have it. it's natural and harms no one.
you're allowed to keep and get rid of it as you please, and you'll always be wonderful no matter what you do. your body is a good body, because it's yours. not because of what it looks like, or will look like.
Watch out Venomous
Looks like Hawk Moth is after your “Worst Dad of the Year” crown. Pretty sure he’s aiming for “Worst Dad Ever.”
He certainly broke Ven’s yeet record, the monster. T_T
When I was a kid edgy alternative teens/tweens used to draw scary gory demented vent art and it was literally fine cause it was just kids trying to act ~sick and twisted~ in like a quirky way to cope with the world like literally just reading JTHM and going “that’s so cool I wanna draw like that” but nowadays a kid can’t draw like a Nightmare Before Christmas-esque creepy face without a bunch of true crime girlies going “oh my god they’re literally the next Jeffrey Dahmer their parents need to put them under observation or something before they start murdering animals or something”
Sometimes I forget why MCR is my favorite band and then Foundations comes on and I’m like oh yeah. This is the musical equivalent of snorting coke.
everytime i watch a my chem interview i start losing my mind because the autism potency is so stong
@bowtothesupermoon @yuri-luver69
Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:
anybody else in here feel like they're constantly and involuntarily calculating their every thought and action. and doing it wrong
The long list of MY favorite platonic prompts
Decided to make my own version of my favorite post on the internet, which lists a ton of platonic prompts (many of which are my favorites, but this list has no repeats of that one)!
mentor/mentee bonding
being forced into a position where they switch roles
one melting into a hug, the other holding them up
ear rubbing
gentle character giving really soft character a back rub
strong character giving really tense character a back rub
emotional, non-romantic confessions of love
shoulder clasps
protecting while falling
reaching for each other while being pulled apart
“I’ve got you!”
calling each other’s name in distress
flustered, trying-to-be-casual interlocking pinkies
usually stoic characters breaking when their partner gets hurt
tsundere-bros not admitting that they care about each other
the anime hand-clasp
doing things in sync (dramatic dual finger-point)
kissing freckles/birthmarks
partner dancing
thumb-rubbing while holding hands
late-night/sleep-deprived conversations
one cradling other’s head
nightmares about losing each other
long, tight reunion hugs after a long seperation
stroking/grooming wings/tails/any non-human limbs
“Don’t ever scare me like that again!”
overdramatic arguments about non-important subjects
one giving the other a makeover
stronger one saving weaker one’s life
weaker one saving stronger one’s life
kid adopting an adult as their parent
sharing food/drinks
getting mistaken as family
getting mistaken as family and not correcting whoever’s mistaken
not noticing love interest(s) because they’re too focused on each other
“I thought I lost you…”
supposed enemies insisting that only they’re allowed to beat each other
fake deaths and all ensuing fluff
