Yes Mom I'm Not Cold - Tumblr Posts

The more you post, the more I feel like I would be right at home in Finland.

It's that time of the year again when I once again remember my in-built speed-heating system: regardless of how cold it is outside, I can remain warm by just keeping up a sufficient walking speed. It's about +7C out there, and I think it dipped below zero last night, and today on my way somewhere I had to take my jacket and hoodie off and walk the rest of the way in just a t-shirt or I would have started sweating. It would be theoretically possible for me to make this way completely ass naked wearing nothing but shoes in the heart of the winter without freezing to death nor getting arrested by simply walking at the speed of light, becoming invisible to the human eye.

But if I am forced to stop, even for a moment, I cannot keep up my vital functions and I will die, precisely the way that sharks don't.