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OC memes because fight me:

Mutant Hunter A: Alright, here’s your rights: you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used and-

Tip: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO RESIST ARREST!

Tip: *books it*

Mutant Hunter B: ...

Mutant Hunter A: ...

Mutant Hunter B: Does she?

Mutant Hunter A: I- NO! GO GET HER!

—-

Maverick: Good morning everyone!

Maverick: God has allowed me to live another day!

Maverick: So I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

—-

Maverick, laughing: you’re- oh my god the big scary mutant girl is afraid of water! This is hila-

Tip: *shoves him off the dock, into said water*

—-

Alternatively:

Zinia, holding Tip above the water: See? It isn’t that bad.

Tip, holding on for dear life: I swear to god if you drop me-

—-

Tip, after Zinia saved her life: Nice! Now You’re stuck with me!

Zinia: oh, cool, so what does- wait, what?

Tip: Oh, I’m your problem now! They wanted me dead, your gonna find out why. Don’t like it? Then kill me.

—-

Maverick: COME GET YOUR DOG

Mint: she don bite! :3

Tip, trying to stab Maverick: YES I F**KING DO!

—-

Zinia: Look, we aren’t mad, we just need to know why you have a fake ID.

Mint: *incoherent mumbling*

Forest: Speak up, Mint.

Mint: You need to be at least eighteen to hold the puppies in Crater View...

(They give him his ID back and make him promise to get the others some, dogs must be pet!)

—-

Daisy: Uhh... mom? I think I might be... a lesbian?

Zinia: ...

Zinia: Hold on, I support you a %100 percent, just give a moment.

Zinia, after leaving the room: Do I need to buy her a Pride flag? Would she like a pin more? Oh! Maybe a pendant-

—-

Alternatively,

Maverick: So, Daisy’s a lesbian?

Daisy: sounds about right

Maverick: And Tip’s bi?

Tip: Bicurious, but yeah.

Maverick: ugh, is there anyone here who JUST LIKES GUYS?

Forest, raising his hand: That would be me.

Mint: And me!

Maverick: *incoherent sputtering*

—-

Maverick: I hate everything you stand for.

Tip, without looking up: Then kneel.