Yes They Both Have Fangs - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
Gerry: Hey, cool teeth. Who was your dentist?
John:... I'm sorry?
Gerry: Your fangs. They are very well made, which dentist did them for you?
John: O-Oh! None actually. T-they kinda just... grew. *Smiles*
Gerry: ...What.
John: Yeah, after... Well, everything, i just woke up one day and... They were there!
Gerry: ...
John: ...
Gerry:...
John: ... A-are you okay?
Gerry: I HAD TO PAY 5.000 POUNDS TO GET COOL VAMPIRE TEETH AND YOUR FUCKING PATRON JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU????
John: please don't hurt me-
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