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medieval star wars by jake bartok - prequels era + rebels + rogue one
What is the weirdest ship you've seen in the Star Wars community?
Let me begin: I discovered that Chewbacca/Yoda was a thing. I've only seen it once but I'm still disturbed by this revelation đ
Hi! My name is Rowen and this is my first picture of Breadwinners! I made this AU of Bread Wars.
If Yoda did stab somebody I feel like he would gaslight them and just say "Do that, did I?" while staring at them all innocent like
*The Disaster Lineageâs (minus yoda) thoughts on stabbing* Obi Wan: Would never stab anyone. Ahsoka: Would stab someone in retaliation. Qui Gon: Yells âI wonât hesitate, bitch!â first. Dooku: Would stab without warning. Anakin: Would stab as a warning.
I just realised that Dooku and Luke are padwan brothers due to the fact that they were both taught by master yoda. wild.
this pic represents my whole week
20. Ewan McGregor Movie Review: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
Genre: Family/Action
Rating: PG
Director: George Lucas
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, and Hayden Christensen
Synopsis: Ten years after The Phantom Menace, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker reunite with Padmé Amidala, now a Senator of the Republic. Their mission is to uncover who is behind the assassination attempts on her life. Anakin is sent to Naboo to act as Padmé's bodyguard and wrestles with his growing feelings for her as well as increasing visions of his mother. While Obi-Wan searches for her killer, he uncovers a secret plan to plunge the galaxy into war.
Ewan Review: Ewan McGregor returns to his role as Obi-Wan Kenobi, now graduated from a Padawan to a distinguished Jedi Knight and Master to Anakin Skywalker. Obi-Wan has grown into his role as a teacher to Anakin though the two often don't see eye to eye. He must learn to trust in Anakin and give him the freedom to prove himself. Ewan speaks in an English accent and has longer hair than in The Phantom Menace. He also sports a beard. He gets in a few fights and injured in one of them. He also gets soaking wet and tied by the hands twice. His screentime doubles from The Phantom Menace so you get to see more of Obi-Wan's personality which is appreciated. He's very sarcastic and quippy in this movie. His acting performance is very well done.
Screentime Percentage: Ewan is on screen for a grand total of 33/142 minutes making his SP 23%.
To Ewan or not to Ewan: Is the movie worth watching for Ewan alone? Yes. Is the movie worth watching in general? Yes.
Where to Watch: "Attack of the Clones" is available to watch on Disney+ and fuboTV with a subscription, Hulu, Sling TV, and YouTube TV with a premium subscription, and for rent on Google Play Movies and TV, Fandango at Home, and Amazon Prime Video. You can watch it for free on soap2day.
I was feeling a bit down today due to the gloomy weather, but I cheered up immensely upon seeing that my yoda hibiscus has a gorgeous bloom on it!
"That boy is our last hope."
"No there is another."
Funniest fucking exchange between these two. seriously, i rewatched ESB and these two were fucking killing me. Absolutely hilarious. i'm dying. first of all, way to disregard the other actual force sensitive you met personally, who is literally his sister. also, didn't you dumb fucks just say that you needed to leave these two to die? and how it was a trap and luke could get hurt? you should be encouraging him to save his replacement. why are you just letting your backup plan get killed? i mean, you should be trying to get him to go. this is really shitty planning, and honestly, george lucas can say that obi and yoda were right all he wants, but he's the one who created the narrative that obi-wan and yoda were willing to fuck up their backup plan. there are losing their other potential replacement by not letting him help. what a load of bullshit.
i'd like it to be remembered that this is the conversation we got AFTER luke left. this was their reaction: 'whelp, he's going to die or turn, guess we'll rely on this other girl who we discouraged him to save.'
it's even worse knowing that obi-wan is aware of leia's existence, and has a preexisting relationship. you'd think that he of all people would understand what leia is capable of. he's just willing to let this kid, the kid that he is fully aware of in terms of potential and strength, the kid that is literally their other hope, die and is just like 'welp, she'll die. maybe we can resurrect her in case luke dies and we run of pinball chances.' idiots, these two. i love them.
i forgot to add this to the original post, but what was obi-wan and yoda's plan if luke didn't save leia? like, assuming he died, and leia was taken prisoner or died, what would they do? would they run jedi boot camp in leia's prison cell? would they perform some ancient jedi resurrection ritual to try to bring them back? was force ghost corpse possession on the table?
what was the plan?
"That boy is our last hope."
"No there is another."
Funniest fucking exchange between these two. seriously, i rewatched ESB and these two were fucking killing me. Absolutely hilarious. i'm dying. first of all, way to disregard the other actual force sensitive you met personally, who is literally his sister. also, didn't you dumb fucks just say that you needed to leave these two to die? and how it was a trap and luke could get hurt? you should be encouraging him to save his replacement. why are you just letting your backup plan get killed? i mean, you should be trying to get him to go. this is really shitty planning, and honestly, george lucas can say that obi and yoda were right all he wants, but he's the one who created the narrative that obi-wan and yoda were willing to fuck up their backup plan. there are losing their other potential replacement by not letting him help. what a load of bullshit.
i'd like it to be remembered that this is the conversation we got AFTER luke left. this was their reaction: 'whelp, he's going to die or turn, guess we'll rely on this other girl who we discouraged him to save.'
it's even worse knowing that obi-wan is aware of leia's existence, and has a preexisting relationship. you'd think that he of all people would understand what leia is capable of. he's just willing to let this kid, the kid that he is fully aware of in terms of potential and strength, the kid that is literally their other hope, and is just like 'welp, she'll die. maybe we can resurrect her in case luke dies and we run of pinball chances.' idiots, these two. i love them.
i don't know why, but everyone in the prequels feels like they have a smoking habit. obi-wan, anakin, padme, yoda, mace, everyone. they all are collectively poaching cigarettes and the reason they're all so cranky all the time is because palpatine cracked down on tobacco and they're all in withdrawal.
kapoor and sons but it's obi-wan and anakin coming back after their grandfather dooku suffered a heart attack and they have to confront their dysfunctional relationship with their parent qui-gon and someone else i have to come up with.
i know that i've stayed out of star wars for a while, but like, can i say something?
you guys do know that the whole aww obi-wan totally knew or the council obviously knew thing is fake, right? like they didn't. they really didn't. the prequels fall like a house of cards set of fire and spraying acid if they knew. the whole point of a âš forbidden marriageâš is that NO ONE knows.
the amount of people who have either commented on my posts or i've seen commenting on other people's posts saying that the council or obi-wan would've been fine with it because they totally knew you guys when their evidence really is a subtle joke in a piece of media they are happy to declare subcanon the second it doesn't line up with their carefully constructed fanon is waaaay too many.
Obi Wan and Yoda (along with pretty much every other Order 66 survivor) lost so much itâs painful. Please SW writers, leave the space monks alone.
man do you ever think about what a fucking travesty it is that poor yoda had to outlive the jedi order. my grandmother outlived her eldest son & it destroyed her. yoda spent 800 years outliving everyone he ever knew & then their collective legacy was utterly wiped out & he had to survive it. my god, this fandom does not give him enough credit for coming through that at all, let alone as well as he did. i'm fucking sad
Wh- Why would you do that to me. WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU MISSMARTHANIGHTINGALE. WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS.Â
Also why do you think he died from 'old age' when he was so spry a mere 20 years prior.
Also don't think about his S6 arc and the visions he had of Order 66 and how it was already almost enough to make him shut down, and then he had to live through it again, for real, and live with the knowledge that he couldn't stop any of it, and still cling to the hope that victory 'for all time' would come.
Pintar a baby yoda me curĂł la depresiĂłn