You Can Spit In A Childs Face And Get Away With It If You Make A Sad Expression And Donate Three Procent Of Your Income To Some Charity - Tumblr Posts

Can we get a business AU? Like...you know...Schlatt being a normal businessman, big company and all....Wilbur is like fighting against it, because Schlatt has the method of "everything for the money" and is harmful towards the environment....Schlatt is like "I don't care about anyone or anything"....but then he meets Quackity.....and is fully aware of "Well...fuck....I am getting soft....or hard...depends on the perspective...". (And he befriends Fundy, unaware of the fact that he is actually Wilburs son....and Fundy at first uses that for information and spying but later on finds out that this ram hybrid isn't as bad as everyone thinks....and finds out that he actually has a son named Tubbo....because you will not escape my love for Dadschlatt AUs.)