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A Piece Of Cake | Billy Hargrove x Reader PART 2

Labyrinth x Stranger Things

Summary: Billy tries to find his way through the labyrinth, but faces a lot of obstacles along the way

Warnings: Swearing

Billy walked up to a pond which has a dwarf pissing in it. Fucking fabulous he thought.

"Oi" Billy said to him. The dwarf pulled up his trousers and looked at him.

"Oh, It's you." The creature groaned.

"Do you know where the door to the labyrinth is?" Billy asked the dwarf. He just ignored Billy and sprayed a fairy with something.

"How could you!" Billy exclaimed as he picked the small fae up into his hands. The fairy suddenly bit his hand. Billy dropped the fairy as he winced in pain. "It bit me!" Billy said shocked.

"Well what do you expect fairies to do?" The dwarf said.

"I don't know, maybe dumb shit like granting wishes." Billy spoke. He still felt some empathy for the little thing, so he called the dwarf, "Horrible."

The dwarf turned around and finally said something. "No i'm not! I'm Hoggle!" 'Hoggle' replied.

"Why aren't you telling me where the door is!?" Billy asked, obviously frustrated.

"Not if you ask the right questions." Hoggle said, trying to seem smart.

"How do I get through this labyrinth?" Billy questioned him.

"Aha! Now that's more like it!" Hoggle said while pointing the the door. "You can get in there." The dwarf spoke as Billy went into the labyrinth.

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It was kind of strange really. Being wished away by your boyfriend then you actually getting taken by a David Bowie lookalike.

There were many goblins surrounding you. You were quite afraid of what was happening to be honest. You looked over at the assumed king of goblins, and he kept on looking at a 13 hour clock. Why the hell does it have 13 hours?

He then stood up and walked over to one of the goblins and started singing. He pointed at me and said something about a babe. Was he calling me babe? If so, then that's a bit wrong, dontcha think?

The only thing that was on my mind is that Billy is probably running this labyrinth. He's so fucking stupid.

I really hope he gets here in time.