Yumichika Ayasegawa - Tumblr Posts
The difference 😂
Ikkaku: I bet Captain likes BDSM.
Yachiru: What’s BDSM?
Yumichika, yelling: BIBLE DISCUSSION AND STUDY MEETINGS.
Ikkaku: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Yumichika: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example of this.
Ikkaku: Spiders.
Soi Fon: Wasps.
Momo: Terriers.
Rangiku: Toshiro.
Bleach characters, you have just learned that Hanataro is Kenpachi 0! Your reactions?
As requested by eruditebound. :) And also anon. ;)
We all know that Unohana was the first Kenpachi. But what if it’s like with the espada, where there’s a 0 before the number 1? An original-original Kenpachi, called Kenpachi 0. And what if that original, ultimate fighter……is Hanataro? Bleach characters, your thoughts?
Kenpachi: What?!
Kenpachi: That tiny, tiny man is a Kenpachi?
Kenpachi: But HOW
Unohana: Surely you noticed, Zaraki.
Unohana: Hanataro’s zanpakuto is a sword that heals….until it kills you.
Unohana: Doesn’t that sound - familiar?
Kenpachi: …
Kenpachi: …
Kenpachi: HOLY SHIT
Iba: So….there are more Kenpachis in Squad 4 than in Squad 11?
Iba: That’s gotta hurt.
Ikkaku: MY ENTIRE WORLD IS IN SHAMBLES
Iba: Yup.
Rukia: I-I can’t believe it! Little Hanataro? Who listened to my stories in prison? He’s a Kenpachi??
Yachiru: Kenpachis can be very cuddly, you know!
Yachiru: Unless they’re trying to murder you!
Rukia: I-I guess, but….
Rukia: Hanataro???
Ganju: Man, I always knew there was something weird about that guy.
Ganju: But I thought he was just addicted to drugs!
Ganju: …
Ganju: I FACED KUCHIKI BYAKUYA SO HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO!!!
Ichigo: Wow! The Kenpachi’s………..they love me.
Rukia: Um, actually Hanataro was only with you because he wanted to rescue me.
Ichigo: Yeah, but we still bonded.
Ichigo: I am the Kenpachi whisperer!
Iemura: B-but the man is seventh seat! SEVENTH SEAT!
Iemura: If he’s that powerful, then why is he SEVENTH SEAT?!
Yumichika: Sometimes people take lower seats than they deserve, for…reasons.
Iemura: HE HAS A POSTER IN HIS ROOM THAT SAYS ‘SHOOT FOR SIXTH SEAT’!!!
Iemura: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Byakuya: That tiny man is a master of disguise.
Byakuya: He plays the “clumsy” and “useless” roles very well.
Byakuya: Very, very well.
Aizen: …
Aizen: His disguise may have been better than mine.
Aizen: THAT IS VERY UPSETTING
Renji: So, uh, Hanataro is one the Quincy war potentials, I take it?
Renji: Does that mean you’re gonna help with the fight, dude?
Hanataro: Hmmm….
Hanataro: Maybe. When the time is right.
Yhwach: …
Yhwach: I am afraid.
Some drawings from an expression meme I did over on instagram
Yumi sweetheart, what is that thing around your neck? I mean I like it more than your anime world of the living clothes but still... You look great without it. But still, what is it like I want to say a scarf but it's pinned together sooo??? Then again I don't know much about fashion so it might be in fashion.
Honestly I think I spend more time critiquing their clothes than I do paying attention to the story.
You don't understand. Eleventh company is made up made up of people who believe it's better to go down swinging than to surrender.
Happy Birthday Yumichika Ayasegawa! 🦚 [9.19]
I’m back ig (Why is the quality so bad😭)
I have other things I should be working on
Have some dorks instead