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PJ Musical is gold

So I only recently found out about the Percy Jackson musical. "The Tree on a Hill" and "Campfire Song" are gold. And for the second one, well...

*Thalia arrives*

"So my dad is Zeus, he's strong and carefree

Supposed to be king but acts more like queen bee

Once when I was dying he turned me into tree

(oh nooo)

Lightnings are nice perks but gotta come clean

Gonna run with Artemis 'cuz daddy's too mean"

*Thalia joins the Hunters*

"Our Lady's Artemis, remember the name

If you're girl then come join Hunt, if boy, it's a shame

We, Hunters, don't really have much to complain

(oh nooo)

Hunting and running with wolves like a pack

Free and romanceless because all men suck!"

*Older Hunters join, but change the words*

"Our Lady's Artemis, remember the name

If you're girl then come join Hunt, if boy, it's a shame

We really have only one thing to complain

(oh nooo)

Artemis' oath, "only boys" did she meant?

'Cuz she surely enjoys having Zoë in her tent..." ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Zoë comes back and murders them all*

Turns out there’s a reason why Artemis and her Hunters stick to the woods. They only interact with civilised world of mortals when they have to. Each time a new Hunter is accepted into the group she introduces new, foreign concepts to the others, like phrases used by hip teenagers… Or stories from their favorite books and movies. Because what evil can come from retelling some sappy movie at night, when gathered around campfire?

A lot, actually. And it all started the day Artemis learned about Star Wars.