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so i was scrolling a hunter x hunter fanfiction page and saw someone repost a post about this chick who literally sent death threats bc the person was writing chrollo x reqder or just some chrollo story or like idk and like????
i checked her profile and she's ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED. shes so fucking weird, i get it, loving a character. i love illumi. i love byakuya. i love most controversial anime boys, but....
she says they share a bed???? and she makes it seem like hes real??????? she's downright obsessed and centers her entire acc around chrollo, a fictional character that probably wouldnt feel anything towards her.
please please PLEASE avoid her! she will send you death threats and insult you.
....over a fictional cHARACTER LIKE WHAT--
original post here (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
https://ramwrites.tumblr.com/post/612591881119006720/mrslucilfer
LMAFOOO it’s OKAY we stand illumi but you are not the asshole
 Full credit to this user this is not me Who wrote this!!!
AITA for asking my fiancé not to sleep in dirt?
My (28 M) fiancé (24 M) will ocasionally dig a hole straight in the ground to bury himself like a cicada to sleep. I say cicada because when he emerges from the ground he always immediately wants to cuddle or do otherwise intimate things. I’ve asked him to shower first, at least, but he doesn’t see what the issue is.
It then began to get worse when he decided that sleeping underground was more “efficient” than in bed. When I asked him to sleep in the bed with me every other night at least, he misinterpreted and started climbing into bed halfway through the night after emerging from the dirt.
I told him this behavior was completely unacceptable and he argued with me for being “judgemental” about his burrowing habits and now he’s dug a tunnel and hasn’t come out for three days. Help :(
Can you do “Hxh characters reacting to their adult child passing away.would they take care of their grandchild?” (Sorry huge angst)
Of course I can do it!
Thank you so much for the request
And it’s perfectly fine it’s really just whatever you want. As long as it does not break my rules I will do it!
BTW…can everyone please start telling me specifically what characters they want me to do it would take less time since I don’t know what characters do you want me to do I just do all of my usual ones, but I rather just know which ones you specifically want! It would be great if you guys could do that for me. Thank you!
Full credit to la-squadra1234
Feitan-he would definitely be very shocked, but he would keep his composure and keep it to himself. He would definitely take his grand child, and even though he does not want to because he wants to continue living his life and try his best to get over the grief, he will always take his grandchild in no matter what kind of circumstance it is. 
Phinks-he would be very sad and he would make it noticeable to everybody. He would make sure to tell the phantom troupe what is going on in his life and how much grief he is going through and he would get tons of support and it’s exactly what he needs anyways he will definitely be taking in his grandchild. It’s the least that he can do anyways
Chrollo-he would shed a lot of tears, but he would keep a straight face while doing so he would definitely tighten his fists a lot because it keeps him from crying and he does not want to be too emotional in front of the phantom troupe along with his grandchild but he will always take in his family as it’s the only real biological family that he has left so he’s not gonna take that for granted he will always take his grandchild in
Nobunaga-he will keep crying over and over again. He will tell the phantom troupe what is going on and he will be sure to continuously cry to uvogin and he will also tell uvogin every single little detail he will be completely heartbroken, but he will always take his grand child and he feels as if it’s his responsibility to step in now that his child is dead and he just wants the best for his grandchild as it’s a hard time for the both of them
Hisoka-he will shed a few tears but he will only do it in private. He was a very laid-back parent, so he thinks that it will look very dumb if he shows a bunch of emotions, especially in public so he mainly keeps to himself. He may share a bit of his feelings with his grandchild along with illumi but he will spare the details for illumi as it’s not his business, and they only work together, and hisoka does not want to seem weak it will take a lot of thought and he will have to consider taking his grand child in but eventually he will just do it out of peer stress, and he will also be very sad and he will definitely lose tons of sleep because of it
Illumi-he would be heartbroken and absolutely heartbroken. It would be very noticeable as well so there’s no point in him hiding it from family. He will definitely stop assassinating people for a few months as he tries to get himself back together and back in order of course he would take his grandchild in after all his grandchild is a Zoldyck and the bloodline needs to move on so if that means taking in another child even though it’s not his responsibility, he will definitely do it
Silva-he would be sad, but he would try his best to get over it as he knows that this will not be the only child that will die of his he is the father of a bunch of assassins so he expected some of his kids to die, but he did not expect it to hurt him as much as it did. Of course he would take his grandchild in there’s no way in hell he wouldn’t.
Sorry if that was a bad ending or it seemed half assed it was hard for me to think of a ending, so I just ended it the best way that I seen fit again sorry if you don’t like it
Anyways, I hope everybody enjoyed! This one was surprisingly more fun than I expected. It was pretty sad so I didn’t expect to actually enjoy writing it but I tried my best to put as much thought as possible in it and well I am pretty happy with the results
I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!
🤔 we know how would be the yandere hxh characters... but what about a yandere s/o ? Would they be unconfortable about this sick love ?
OK this one is a good one…
^^^This was the original for anybody who has an already seen it
I know for a fact, I am definitely going to enjoy this one because it’s very creative and it’s something different. I have never done anything like this before and I always like trying new things in writing about new things!
Thank you so much for the request
Full credit to la-squadra1234
Feitan-
He would honestly just be pissed off about the entire thing. He would just want to leave and not be kidnapped and just to live his life he would try to escape, but of course his attempts would be unsuccessful. 
Chrollo-
He would honestly just not be feeling himself he would feel depressed and just not good about himself. Overall, he would definitely pray to himself that the phantom troupe will come and save him, because he can’t save himself from this.
Illumi-
He would feel sick to his stomach. He would think that this kind of behaviour is disgusting (which it is but it’s giving hypocrite lol) he would wanna leave get out of the whole situation and just continue being a assassin and living his normal usual life he would just feel sick constantly knowing that he has put people through that and now he is going through the exact same thing that he put them through and he would Indore the same torture may be a less gruesome tho
Silva-
I’m sorry but I literally cannot imagine anything like that ever happening to him and if you can you must be very very very good at imagining things because I’m really good at imagining things but I just can’t physically imagine some thing like that I just don’t think it’s possible and it would never happen to him so it’s kind of hard to imagine it especially knowing the kind of person that he is like a good luck with that lol
Hisoka-
He would definitely be too scared to use any of his powers to get out of the situation, knowing that if he does, it could end way worse than how it is right now, and he is not trying to make anything worse and he thinks back to all of the things that he has done in his life, and he honestly regrets wasting his time like that, and he wishes that he used his time more wisely instead of being in the phantom troupe and joining the hunter exam (even though his life isn’t over he’s just dramatic. It’s pretty obvious by now)
Nobunaga-
He would be pissed off sick to his stomach and sad. He would be going through a roller coaster of emotions and he would hate every single second of it. He just wants to go back to his normal life with the phantom troupe and continue going on killing spree’s and robbing, auctions and killing mafia members
Uvogin-
Again, I am sorry, but I cannot imagine anything for him because it just literally wouldn’t happen
Sense I cannot do two of the people that I did in my original post. I will cover it all up with shalnark because I could imagine something like this happening to him
Shalnark-
He would be sick to his stomach and sad at the same time he would just be very overwhelmed, and he would just want to leave, and if he had the choice to leave, but you never kill again, he would definitely choose to never kill again, and just to leave because he cannot take all of the stress that is put on him it’s just too much for him
That is it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did. This was very fun making as expected!
Again, I am sorry about the fact that I couldn’t do Silva or uvo but I just couldn’t think of any kind of scenario that would happen to them. It was hard enough thinking of one for Nobunaga and chrollo
I will see everybody in my next Post bye now!
Can you guys imagine the potential of a trauma dump candy salad with the HxH characters like it's the only thing on my mind 😭
Gon: Hey it's Gon and my father left me when I was just a baby so I took up the same field as him so I could understand how he could abandon his newborn son.
Gon: And I brought the jelly beans!
Killua: What's up I'm Killua and since I was young my family trained me to be an assassin and when I finally escaped by stabbing my mother and assaulting my brother I was dragged away from my few moments of freedom by my over-controlling brother who stuck needles in my head.
Killua: And I brought some chocolate robots!
Alluka: It's Alluka! And I was closed off from my family because they feared my abilities/wanted to control me and was continually dehumanized and misgendered by them and for a good portion of my life I was separated from the only person who saw me as a person.
Alluka: And I brought some mentos!
Kurapika: Hello, I'm Kurapika and all my friends and family were slaughtered by a notorious gang who stole their eyes and sold them on the black market, now I'm empty and angry at the same time and will dedicate my life to revenge at the cost of my life.
Kurapika: And I brought sunflower seeds!
Leorio: Heyyy it's Leorio and my motivation to become a doctor comes from the fact that my childhood friend died because of a preventable disease all because he didn't have the money to afford healthcare.
Leorio: And I brought Warheads!
Kite: It's Kite and I met Ging
Everyone: We're so sorry man that's tough (╥﹏╥)
Hisoka: I wasn't invited but I came anyway~
Hisoka: I like kids :)
Everyone: *sideyes*
Hisoka: I brought my restraining order 🥹
A normal night in Zoldyck Mansion:
Illumi: good night
Killua, Kalluto, Milluki (Alluka was in the basement): good night
Illumi: good night monster under the bed who eats siblings who don't bend to my will!
Hisoka, under the bed w/o needing a voice filter: good night!
Zoldyck kiddos: wtf?
Yandere Illumi x Dumb Little Sis Reader? Breeding Kink, (Little sweet?)
tw: incest, sibling incest, dubcon, yandere, infantilization, breeding, isolation, brainwashing, bimboification, mating press
All characters depicted are 18+
The words 'sweet' and 'Illumi' are two words that are never used in the same sentence by any sane individual, the man's face seems incapable of changing from it's impassive mask, let alone making a gentle expression, but none of those preconceptions about him are held by his dearest baby sister, who thinks the world of him.
His sister is such a silly little thing, acting like a little girl again whenever she's with her big brother, despite being much too old to act in such a way. Illumi finds it adorable, it's so cute how she acts so submissive around him, and it's even cuter how she is completely blissfully unaware of the helpful little needle implanted within her brain.
Illumi almost never smiles around anyone, unless its out of sadism, but his sister is the exception, the usually emotionless assassin is practically beaming whenever his sister snuggles up to him or when she starts crying and clinging to him whenever he leaves her side for longer than a few minutes.
He's especially content when his sister innocently begs for his attention, even wanting to sleep in the same bed as him almost every night, of course Illumi can't say no to his adorable baby sister, so he accepts her into his bed with open arms, as long as she's ready to accept him with open legs.
"Hmm? Oh fine, come here sissy... Your big brother needs some love and attention from his favorite baby sibling tonight..."
He's cold to the touch, both figuratively and literally, so his little sister will have to cling to him as her only source of warmth while he's pounding into her snug pussy, murmuring praises about how she's going to make a perfect Zoldyck assassin straight from her womb for the family.
Illumi isn't very sensitive at all, his sense of both pain and pleasure alike being dulled from a lifetime of torturous assassin training, so it'll take him a long while to climax. His dear sister is the opposite, squirming and whining in pleasure beneath him as she babbles on and on about how good it feels at how much she loves her Nii Nii. To say that he's fucking her dumb would be inaccurate, his sweet sister is already pretty stupid because of him, his dick just makes her even more of a bimbo.
Illumi is as precise with breeding her as he is with killing his targets, wanting to make sure that she's thoroughly impregnated. He'll have her pinned down in the mating press as his cock shoots load after load of his virile sperm into her fertile womb, not letting a single drop spill out and not stopping until he physically can't go on anymore, and being a Zoldyck means he can go for hours.
Another thing Illumi loves about fucking his own innocent sister is how clingy she gets even after he's been brutalizing her womb for the past hours, showering him with affection and praise even in her fucked out state. Illumi is sure to praise her right back, and provide her with as much affection as a deplorable man like himself can muster up.
"Good sissy... You were such a good girl taking all my cum like that. That's just one other reason why I love you so so much..."
And Illumi isn't lying when he says that. He truly and wholly loves his little sister with his entire depraved heart. It's clear to any sane person that his love is twisted and grotesque, but as long as she's a Zoldyck, she'll never get to meet anyone who is sane.
LOOK AT THIS HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND HE AIN’T AFRAID TO LET EVERYONE KNOW! He just loves her so much and he’s trying so hard to make everything up to her and AAHHHH I LOVE THEM
He’s basically like “Sorry Gon but this gal got meh heart first and foremost forever idc if you’re my best friend I love my sis” AND ASDFGHJK I LIVE FOR IT???? CAN WE PLEASE GET MORE OF THIS DYNAMIC JUST LIKE???? IN GENERAL???
I need more Alluka/Nanika and Killua content I idn’t know this is what I signed up for when I started Hunter x Hunter BUT THIS IS WHAT I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED OR WANTED.
Gosh i wanna hug them. All of them.
And Gon’s like “Yeah you’re right” Like he’s not offended at all he’s just “Yup ain’t nothing like GOOD OLE FAMILY.”
And Killua has basically announced to his family by refusing to let her live the way she was before that He’s fine with her. She IS HIS FAMILY. So if you don’t think of her as family, neither am I and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. LIKE he has rejected them so hard. Like bruh Go Killua save yo sis this is so wholesome.
Ugh Togashi pls. I beg of you. Give us more of these cinnamon childs’.
Yes, all of a sudden, I made edit
HxH appreciation hours
So the Zoldyck don't need friends right so they don't need s/o right. So if they don't need friends or partners they done need sex. So I have head canon. Kalluto is the youngest so they don't really pay attention to him so they forgot to give him "the talk" so when he joined the spiders he was very innocent and they didn't know so someone made a dirty joke he didn't get it and they tried explaining but he could understand so Chrollo made it a rule not to make dirty jokes in front of him and it went like this
Kalluto: *chilling*
Phinks: Hey Machi
Machi: what
Phinks: Do think that when a mute girl masterbats she uses one hand to get off and the other to moan
The other spiders:*laughing*
Kalluto: I don't get it what dose get off mean.
Phinks: you don't know
Kalluto: no what is it
Phinks: how old are you
Kalluto:10
*After 15 minutes of trying to get kalluto to understand*
Chrollo: no more jokes in front of kalluto
Kalluto: *confused* I still don't get it
Phinks: stop asking questions and I'll buy you a new fan ok
Kalluto: ok