Sam Is The Type Of Person Who Always Assumes He's Bleeding Whenever His Eyes Well Up With Tears Or When

Sam is the type of person who always assumes he's bleeding whenever his eyes well up with tears or when he has a runny nose or when his hair touches his ears or neck weird. Car accidents and trauma are funny like that.

I thought I had my type figured out by now but today I watched LotR for the first time and Legolas is making me question everything

Asher: I get excited over the smallest things. Like round ice cubes. Ice balls if you will.

David: Ash did you put your dick in the freezer?

Asher: Yeah...

Love it when during my research I google something and the first thing that comes up is a Tumblr post.

Tw for the following Darlin'&Honey headcanon: suicide mention/ideation

I present to you

Darlin' "I can still kill myself if this goes wrong" Shaw and Honey "If I kill myself now all my work will have been for nothing" Bby Darling.

They're dysfunctional besties and when they die it will be together by hitting the asphalt after jumping off a building.

I love the spectrum of comfort characters because on one hand there is Guy the pizza guy who makes you laugh and on the other hand there is Raiden Bosenmori "Acheron" Mei.