Gods We Gonna Have That 'FUCKING CALL IT' Moment And Be So Happy

gods we gonna have that 'FUCKING CALL IT' moment and be so happy

I’m just now realizing that this famous line “Then he walked back across the green, where Will Solace was waiting. “ from Blood of Olympus could also be used as dialogue for future Solangelo wedding.

hi twisted wonderland is a found family with slight harry potter disney bro brother bromance friendship grim-is-the-mc game and i love it

let's be real, we all wanted to talk about Nico's old people habits but didn't. so imma take the bullet.

Nico di Angelo headcanons that i often think about whenever i watch my grandma yells at my dad

if he had a camera, he would take a whole picture book about anything or anyone except himself

he would leave voice mails and check for letters, in a goddamn summer camp

he would carry candies around for people, mostly for young campers or Will

the good thing about that is he has different kinds and the bad thing about that is they are all from the '90s

like Will would ask him for minty candies and Nico would look at him, annoyed but concerned, saying who tf eat minty candies these days, such psychopaths, and give him some Mambas or Runts, receiving a more horrified and concerned look from Will

he would wear slippers in his cabin

he would find joy in playing bingos and crosswords

he takes naps every time he can

he would reminisce about the past or childhood or literally just, ten minutes ago

"ah...Oreo O's. i used to eat them raw back in the days. you know, whenever Bianca and ma—", "they are just...emo Froot Loops that prefer to be in a closet or something, ironic"

he would look at Will's iphone for the first time and slowly, oddly ask if that's a calculator and can he borrow it for a minute

the same thing happened to Will's laptop or any kind of technology except for TVs

he would call it television tho

"i slept like a baby last night"

"you go ahead, im just going to sit for a minute"

he would cook and make Will eat a whole festival

he would have a fountain pen and an ink jar

he would write in cursive and it's so beautiful, everyone asked Nico to write their names or some cringe ass quotes or puns (which he politely declined) in which he traded for changes and coins

he would write love letters in Italian and give them to Will, but no translations

he would keep a wall calendar for decoration

he would cut out some interesting newspaper stories and keep them in his notebook

fricking votes

he would scold Will for not folding his blanket when he himself sleep with lots of pillows and use them for blankets

pajamas

"do you know? in trends these da—", "trends? wh—what is that? are you swearing?"

unexpectedly, he would love football lives

he would scare people by simply telling them his daily life stories

"omg this kid is so old, he just like my grandpa i cant kill him"

Will accidentally made an old people joke to Nico and instantly regretted it

"g—grandma is that you...?"

he would knit a very nice and warm scarf for Will ("there, it looks great on you! what? it's not? hmp, it's beautiful, Will, what do you mean? you look so soft and cute. you could even wear them to sleep. in exchange for your unfolded blankets")

"WHAT?"

"dear me, Will, you look like a pickle", "im sorry a what?"

shitting my pants

You know how each Percy Jackson book kinda follows the path a hero in mythology. Well I would very much enjoy if the Nico books followed like Achilles and Patroclus (Nico and Will). But with out them dying, which honestly, they can die if and only if they BOTH die and they meet up in the afterlife.

Jason: Can you guys get us a table?

Nico: Sure thing

*moments later*

Will and Nico: *sprinting from the restaurant carrying a table* START THE CAR

Will (as my lil bro) and Nico (as his bf "best friend")'s conversation bc they are very cute and funny

Will: Nick, you're so pretty...

Nico:

Nico: i fucking hate your game controller

Will:

Nico: pig eggs fork or smth

Will: did you eat?

Nico: no i am emotionally unstable

Nico: Will

Will: Nico

Nico: im lactose intolerant

Will: can't have this sweet ass then

Will: bitch *kisses on air*

Nico: f u *kisses back*

Nico: im...sad

Will: im...a horny cockered *suspicious noises* dinosaur

Nico: *snorts*

Will: slay

Nico: omfg jesus fucking christ no you did not fucking say that cocking kidney skank word never ever say that again you piece of shit you mother of insects i will for gods sake fucking disown you

Will: bangers

Nico: i want a toast, go roast me a toast

Will: toast on these balls

Nico: William Andrew Fucking Solace you look at me in the fucking face and tell me you did NOT just—

Will: *put roasted marshmellows in burger buns* barshello *giggles*

Will: i love you

Nico: i love yo—

Will: *gasps*

Nico: yogurt

Will: are we soulmates?

Nico: do you watch dsmp?

Will: no?

Nico: do you play genshin impact?

Will: i played dark souls?

Nico: last question, do you like chickens on pizza?

Will: ew no

Nico: then yes, we are soulmates

Will: *loudly whispers* hey hot stuff do you think dogs are cute?

Nico: yes

Will: *beams*

Nico: Willy are there snacks? i want to eat crunchy things

Will:

Will: d-did you just—

Nico: what? —*realizes* oh-oh n-noNONO NO FUCK YOU I DID NOT SAY THAT NO I DIDN'T FUCK YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH—

Will: NO FUCK YOU I HEARD THAT I FUCKING HEARD THAT YOU BUTTS YOU CALLED ME WILLY YOU FOOL YOU LITERALLY DID THAT FUCK YOU THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW BITCH

Nico: NO I DID NOT FUCKING ASSHOLE GENUINELY SHUT UP—

Nico: your blanket is nice

Will: i know right, my teddy bear peed in it

Will: *hugs Nico from behind* hi

Nico: hey

Will: hello

Nico: hi hi

Will: good day

Nico: a pleasure to meet you

*both giggle*