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Watch me burn all the memories of you.
I tried to apply the inversed coloring on Jaskier this time.
I forgot the word burn while writing the flames, but shush it is not visible at all đ¤Ł
I've just been told that "The Unwanted Animal" by "The Amazing Devil" sounds like the story about two people try to fuck and their cat is trying to get into the room.
And by god, I can't unhear it.
⌠i admit it. I danced. src
the OGÂ (and if you donât get it)
Fucking songs.
Okay, another song that reminds me of Seb and Jim. Broken -Lovelytheband. I can HEAR SEB HUMMING THIS AND THINKING OF JIM.
5 drinks... well I think it's 5 drinks... might be 6... or 7... well anywho... so many drinks in and binging xmen.. damnit.. thought is hard... spelling is harder.. hahaha. Yes I'm laughing outloud at my own drunkiness...
gods we gonna have that 'FUCKING CALL IT' moment and be so happy
Iâm just now realizing that this famous line âThen he walked back across the green, where Will Solace was waiting. â from Blood of Olympus could also be used as dialogue for future Solangelo wedding.
OH MY GODS
Here are my favourite c.ai blunders <3






@doesamaifeelinspired yo do you want to share some of your screenshots?

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint










i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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First official renders for my Jacob Frye model, made with DAZ Studio, Blender and ZBrush ^_^ canât wait to work on Evie as soon as I get the chance! Check this post for more informations!

Iâve been seeing quite a bit of Bat love in the tags lately. Thought I would contribute. She seems insanely adorable. After four posts Iâm officially done for the day, lol.
I hope it makes up for my absence in the last few months.<3
Part 5 of my Lingerie Chapter.
it would be a crime if i didnât post about him on his birthday so, happy birthday to my favourite double knighted danish dynamite! âĄâĄâĄ





the amount of adoration i have for this man is indescribable.


i would post more but i am way too tired :,( so bye for now! Happy Birthday Mads, thank you for existing đ

More Rhaenyra and Alicent next season pls
Apples


Pairing: Luke Castellan x Reader
Summary: You tossed an apple to Luke without knowing the meaning of it in Greek Mythology (fluff, friends to lovers, happy ending)
Note: Just wanted to write something lighthearted and funny. Since I saw somewhere that apparently throwing an apple at someone means something in Greek Mythology, thought I should use it as a prompt.
Word count: 3.1k
You have been at Camp Half-Blood for a year. Within that time, youâve been claimed by your Godly parent, learned so many things about Greek mythology, and, best of all, made friends who understood exactly what you were going through and all whom you loved dearly.Â
One of them was Luke Castellan. You two were relatively close friends, though you swore he treated you differently than he would with others at camp. But you didnât want to be foolish and assumed it was something. That didnât mean you donât treat him differently than you would with other campers though. You have always had a soft spot for Luke in your heart. You werenât exactly sure when it happened, but you found yourself thinking about him too often.
âAnyway, Percy. Donât worry too much, honestly. We all have been through what youâre currently going through. Youâll fit right in, yeah?â the younger boy offered you a lope-sided smile as you patted his back and stood up.Â
âAlright, boys, I have to go now, but Iâll see you later,â you said before grabbing your plate, which would have been empty if it wasnât for the apple you hadnât eaten. The rest of the table - which included Chris, Luke, and Percy - said their goodbyes before chattering again as you walked away. However, you halted as you changed your mind about wasting the apple.
You turned back to look at the group before calling out, âHey, Castellan.â However, you were slightly caught off guard to see Luke already having his eyes on you.
Luke swore that you have always had him mesmerized. If he even heard a whisper of your voice, his head would immediately try to locate you. To make matters worse, Chris even started calling Luke a âlost puppyâ when he realized how your departure would always leave Luke like one.Â
âCatch,â you tossed your apple at Luke.Â
Multiple heads turned in your direction as the red apple hurled through the air before landing neatly in Lukeâs hands. The Hermes cabin counselor had his eyes glued onto the fruit that was in his palms. You almost halted in your steps from his and other camperâs reactions. Some started whispering to their friends, pointing at you. You even heard one gasp. But you ignored them, finding it strange that people cared so much about such a small interaction.
âYou can have it. I donât think Iâll have time to eat it,â with that, you vanished from the scene, leaving at least half of the camp agape, including Luke and your friends.Â
Then, the strangest of things happened for the next few days. It started with Luke already stationed outside when you exited your cabin the morning after. He cheekily presented you with one singular flower in his hand, and you took it with playful words, âOoh, what did I do to deserve this special treatment today?â
âNothing, just thought I should show how much I appreciate you,â Luke put his arm over your shoulder as the two of you made your way to the dining pavilion. You could feel your cheeks flushing at his action. He has never done this before. With his arms around you, the sides of your bodies brushed as the two of you walked. You noticed almost immediately how every other person would have their eyes on the two of you. But you ignored the attention and focused on Luke instead.
The sweet actions didnât stop at flowers or more physical touches. For the next three days, Luke was stuck to your hip. So it was quite strange that you have not spotted the Hermes cabin counselor in the last two hours. Hence why you were spending some time with Clarisse, another close friend of yours. However, you felt an arm swinging around your shoulders, and you instantly recognized who it was from the familiar touch.
âHey, Clarisse, can I borrow Y/N real quick?â Luke asked, quickly muttering a âthank youâ when your friend nodded. âSo, I have something to give youâŚâ your face must have shown how surprised you were because he chuckled at your reaction. However, when the boy pulled his gift out from his cargo pocket, your mouth fell slightly agape at the reveal.Â
Luke must have misinterpreted your reaction because he started nervously rambling, his voice a few octaves higher, âItâs not much, but honestly, this is all I can do with my arts and crafts skills. Iâm just not really good with that y-â
âItâs perfect, Luke. Thank you so much!â you gave him a brief hug, but it was enough to stun him for a second. Luke felt this urgent sense of craving from how your bodies fit for a second. Itâs as if he was made to hold you. He almost pulled you back into another hug but had to force himself to regain composure. Nevertheless, that didnât last long because his eyes softened again at the sight of you trying on the bracelet he made. The beads in your favorite color, crafted with care, wrapped around your wrist perfectly, and you wonder how he knew just the right size to make it.
The truth was Luke had to ask Clarisse to steal one of your bracelets just so he could make a bracelet of the correct size. But you didn't need to know that, though - according to him.
The next night, there was a social gathering near the campfire. Luke reapproached the location with a hoodie in hand. Earlier, Luke excused himself to fetch the clothing item that was now in his hand that was meant for you. However, his brows scrunched as he spotted another figure next to you, sitting in the spot that he previously occupied. You were laughing at something they said. The way your laugh echoed in his head usually sounded like a lullaby or the enchanting voice of a siren. But right now, the idea that someone else elicited the same laugh made him want to hurl behind the bush he was standing next to.
Little did he know you were zoning out from whatever the other boy was speaking about, thus the fake laugh to not blow your cover. You were distracted just thinking about Luke and everything he has done so far - offering his portion of dessert to you because he knew it was your favorite; him winning Capture the Flag and ignoring everybody else to go hug you first, then having his eyes on you and only you afterwards; sneaking out of camp to go buy the items you mentioned once that you wish you had at camp and so on.Â
Your mind quickly reminded you that the boy sitting next to you was still talking to you. However, when you snapped out of your thoughts again, you realized now he was looking at you expectantly and you scrambled your mind for a reply.
Thank Gods Luke plopped down on your other side, saving you from having to admit to the other boy that you were not listening to him. âHey, youâre back,â you commented. Lukeâs arm automatically threw itself around your shoulder and tugged you to him slightly. Your body leaned on the Hermes cabin counselor ever so naturally at this before you turned to him. Luke quickly set his clothing on your lap, and you stared at it questioningly.
âYouâre cold, right?â
âOh, yeah,â your cheeks flushed again at how he knew without you telling him. You shivered maybe once or twice earlier due to the night air lowering the temperature, but it was so brief you were sure nobody had noticed. As you put on the hoodie, Luke averted his gaze from you to the guy on your other side.Â
The Hermes cabin counselor arched one of his eyebrows in a challenging manner. Almost immediately, his âopponentâ slightly raised both of his hands. Luke internally snickered at the quick motion of surrender.Â
âMy bad, man,â you heard the other boy say as you managed to put your head through the clothing item and pull it down. Luke was physically preening at the other boyâs words and departure. Meanwhile, you were distracted by how you were engulfed by the smell of Luke from his hoodie. Your height difference also meant you were swimming in it, but it felt so comfortable.
âWhat was that?â you asked once the other boy was gone.Â
âNothingâŚâ even the most oblivious person could see that Luke was lying. But, once again, you did not question his actions and carried on with the gathering. You could also feel other campers staring at the two of you, but you ignored that as well.Â
That night - like every other night since four days ago - he walked you back to your cabin. You were honestly completely smitten by the attention he has given you, not that you would admit that to him. You were still not sure what caused the change, but you were still elated about it. Maybe he did return your feelings? Either way, everything felt perfect lately, and you went to sleep that night feeling like the stars aligned for you.
âI guess congratulations are in order?â Percy spoke up as you lined up for food the following day.Â
âWhat do you mean?â you asked, taking the plate of food. Todayâs meal consisted of mac nâ cheese, steak, and an apple.Â
âYouâre engaged?â you almost dropped your plate at that and gave the son of Poseidon a questioning look. âYou proposed to Luke like a week ago?â
âWhat? When?â
âWhen you threw him the apple? That is considered a marriage proposal.â
âSince when?â
âUh, in Ancient Greek culture, itâs considered a marriage proposal if a man throws an apple at a lady. But, I mean, itâs the 21st century, so I guess it can work both ways.â Percy finally took a plate of food for himself. âAnd if the recipient catches it, itâs considered an acceptance.â
âYou saw this and knew this whole time without telling me?!?âÂ
âI thought you knew! And you two seem so smitten already, so I thought you did it on purpose.â
âPercy, no! Is this a well-known thing? Do you think other people who saw it too thought I proposed to Luke as well?â Seeing Percyâs look and how he was fumbling with his words, you quickly requested, âActually, no, donât answer that.âÂ
The two of you walked over to Luke and Chris with plates in hand. You picked up the apple on your plate and placed it on the table.Â
âLuke, we need to talk,â You deliberately placed the fruit there, hoping the boy would get a hint about the topic you wanted to discuss. Lukeâs eyes flicked from the fruit to you. Though the hint of amusement in his eyes and a sheepish grin made you realize he knew all along. Luke stood up and followed you out of sight and hearing distance from other campers whose eyes were trailing after the two of you.
âYou knew what it meant, and you didnât tell me?â You broke the silence as soon as you two were far away enough.Â
âListen, I appreciate your proposal. But, itâs a little bit fast, donât you think?â Luke teased, and you instantly hit his arm at that, causing the boy to flinch slightly, but the smile on his face told you he was anything but mad at your action.
âBut you caught it. So, technically, you said yes,â you rebutted, sighing as you rubbed your face, âMy Gods, does everybody at camp think weâre engaged? Wait, is this a substitute for an engagement ring? Did you give this to me because of that?â you pointed to the bracelet Luke gave you, your mind now understanding Clarisseâs teasing and her implications. You could see the way Luke was stifling a laugh. He settled with saying something else when he saw the pure panic on your face.
âSweetheart, calm down.â the nickname successfully silenced you. You hated how it made you feel, but you would not mind hearing that daily. âNo, itâs not an engagement ring.â
âOh, so were you doing all of these romantic gestures and gifts on purpose to make fun of me and the situation?â you asked, though it was more with a lighthearted tone than one of temper. However, something shifted because the expression on Lukeâs face changed from one of humor to earnestness.
âNo, I didnât do all this to make fun of the situation or youâŚâ Lukeâs voice fell off as tried to find the right words to say next. In that split second, Luke took a deep breath, and you could see how nervous he suddenly became, though he still kept a light tone. âI did it because I took it as a chance to maybeâŚwin you over, and it also gives me an advantage because it fended off many other guys.âÂ
Undoubtedly, you were frozen in place, unable to register the words he was saying and the implications they bear. Neither did the boy in front of you act like the Luke you usually know - somebody who was usually confident, outgoing, always having his way with words. No, the person in front of you could not even hold eye contact, the pink hue on his cheeks now spreading to the tip of his ears as he shifted left and right. Luke broke the silence first, giving away the nerves that were gnawing him away from your lack of response.
âHow about this? Iâll say ânoâ to your mind-blowing marriage proposal for now,â you lightheartedly hit him again, rolling your eyes playfully. Seeing a positive reaction from you, Luke let out a small breath of relief, but the nerves quickly overtook again as he mustered up all the courage to utter his counter proposal: âBut maybe we could start with something slower like going on a date? â Or Iâll even settle with you allowing me to try and âwooâ you.â Luke added the last bit as insurance, in case you didnât want to take up on the date. Part of his mind wanted to scowl at himself for seeming so desperate - but Gods, he has always been a desperate man when it comes to you.Â
âYouâre such a dork.â
âYet you still proposed to me.â
âYouâll never let me live that down, will you?â Luke only shook his head in response. Once again, you havenât responded to his offer. Luke could see that you were in deep thought, the cogs turning in your head as you digested what he just said.
âYou mean it? That you wanna go on a date? That you wanna âwooâ me and sweep me off my feet?â you questioned. Despite the humor in your voice, there was also a hint of vulnerability and cautiousness. âDoes this mean what youâve been doing for the past few daysâŚthey are all genuine?â
âIs it that hard to believe that I like you? I donât think you even fully understand the feelings I have for you. Iâve had my eyes on you for a year now, which is the entire time I know you, and Iâm afraid I canât see that changing any time soon.â Luke had to bite his tongue to prevent himself from saying more because he was sure he would never stop talking about you if he could. Maybe those unspoken words ought to be things Luke would disclose in the future. If you give him the chance, he will ensure you hear everything he adored about you.
âWell, thatâs good then, âcause I happen to like you too,â your words made Lukeâs eyes snap to yours, almost in disbelief.Â
Luke felt as if his heart was blocking his airway by the way it was thumping so hard in his chest to the point he could feel the vibration in his neck. He held his breath over your confession and the way you were looking at him. Oh, Luke was convinced he was utterly doomed because how could he be so affected by one single look. He was suddenly unsure whether he would be able to handle your affections or ever live without it if it was taken from him. Heâd spend the rest of eternity like a deprived man.
âAw, look who is nervous now,â you teased, deciding to somewhat torture him and get him back for teasing you earlier. âI did not think I had this kind of effect on you, Castellan,â you approached him slowly, keeping eye contact with his now dilated pupils.Â
âI meanâŚall I did was say a couple of words and youâre all tongue tied. What would happen to you if I do this?â you swiftly grabbed Lukeâs camp beads and pulled him down, eliminating a significant amount of space between your faces, though not completely. To steady himself during your action, Lukeâs hands steadied on your hips and stumbled slightly, though you did not mind the touch.
You never knew it was possible for his face to flush even more, but it did. Luke gulped and your eyes casted down on the way his Adamâs apple moved when he did so. The way he reacted to you only intoxicated you with power even more. You glanced upwards a bit, eyes observing his lips for a split second before looking back up at his eyes. You smirked when you caught his eyes flickering back to yours from your lips as well.Â
Just as you were about to close the distance, Luke pulled back just a bit, finally able to speak, though his words were heavy warnings, âIf this happensââ Luke stopped, unsure he should let you know. Luke shook his head lightly as his eyes traced over your features before continuing, âIf we kiss, there is no going back for me. I donât think I could justâŚforget about it. So, please, just be sure before you do it.â Your eyes softened at his words.
âI promise, Luke. I am sure,â you muttered, though Luke knew you meant the words by heart from the way you were looking at him.Â
You finally pulled the boy down again using his camp necklace.Â
As your lips touched Lukeâs, he let out a content sigh. His hands clung onto your hips, pulling you flush against his own body while you caressed both sides of his face in your hands. Luke felt like the world was swallowing him whole. The boy now knew what your lips tasted like, and it felt like an addiction. He could feel his heart waving white flags at that moment, completely surrendering to you. He was right before. There was no going back from this.Â
But oh, if Luke knew an apple was all it took, he would have tossed one to you himself.
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