Elon Musk Lands On Mars And Steps Out Of His Spaceship

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

It does make me lowkey sad that Binghe and Yingying aren’t even friends in the new canon of svsss, but it does fucking send me to imagine Yingying’s live slug reaction to all the bullshit Binghe puts her sect through specifically so that he can keep being the teacher’s pet.

Given how she’s over him by the time the Abyss Shit happens, I like to think it’s largely because she was forced to sit through hours, days, months, and years of Binghe raving and gushing about Shizun (and NOTHING ELSE) in addition to being forced to watch Binghe do everything in his power (and NOTHING ELSE) to impress Shizun and just being like,

“Yeah… I think I’m good. With liking him. Forever.”

And then… Everything Else Happens, and she can only be like,

“Wow. Dodged a fucking bullet.”

when you are so gay your soulless eyes start shining ✨

THIS IS LIKE EVERY WANGXIAN PROFESSOR AU

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EVERY DAY IS EVERY DAY

Manhua artist Mao Tuan Xiao Jian Jian-laoshi serves up the last part of WangXian's papapa scene from chap 111 of the novel (what would've been chap 256 if the world was a perfect place). Go to their Twitter @maotuanxjj for all the missing goodies 🍆 and to send them some love.

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Again, I love this sexy gremlin so much 😭😭

Hornee Lan Zhan is adorable.

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And that's it for WangXian's first full papapa scene! There are of course more ppp scenes in the extras chapters of the novel...the most famous of them ofc courtesy of the Incense Burner (WangXian's wonderful adventures in the Library Pavilion and Bichen's amazing journey up Wei Ying's 💮, for example), but again that's not ALL that the extras are about! They're really the happily ever after moments of WangXian and a lot of it is so freaking sweet and romantic! And while their dreamworld sexcapades may get a bit too adventurous for some, they're all bourne from their immense love and healthy lust for each other and we should all hope that we are blessed with what they have. Not to mention, one of the extras even gives us a flashback involving Jin Guangyao and Xue Yang, so again, it's not all just about the sex so don't be misled into skipping them!

Mao Tuan XJJ-laoshi has already illustrated the Incense Burner Library Pavilion scene a while back but I do hope they will continue with illustrating the Gusu Lan banquet extra and all the other extras in this unofficial way. I am deeply saddened that because this is all unofficial we will never see these scenes as a part of the official English release of the manhua, but I hope everyone will still support the Eng volumes by purchasing them, as a way of showing our support for MXTX-laoshi.

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