Ok, Is It Me, Or Am I The Only One Who Finds Hakkais And Souyas Debate Over Whos The More Spoiled Sibling

Ok, is it me, or am I the only one who finds Hakkai’s and Souya’s debate over who’s the more spoiled sibling hilarious as they’re literally getting molly whopped by the Haitani brothers?💀🤚🏾

If only Mitsuya and Nahoya had witnessed this during the Tenjiku arc. They’d never let them hear the end of it lmao.

Day 1 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Ran: I'm just saying that you can't be sure you didn't steal my weed stash.

Sanzu: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me!

Ran: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

Sanzu: I would remember!

Ran: Well how could you if it just erased your memory?

Sanzu: That's not how it works.

Ran: How do you know how it works?

Sanzu: Alright, knock it off! I'M interviewing YOU!

Ran: No, you said that I would be conducting the interview when I walked in here, now *dramatically slams his hands down on the table* exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Day 3 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Kakucho: We are going to practice ABC, which stands for Airway Breathing Circulation.

Kokonoi: *Raises hand*

Kakucho: *sighs* yes?

Kokonoi: Okay well, see, that can be a little confusing because in sales, ABC means Always Be Closing.

Sanzu: You know, since I'm number 2, I think I should be teaching this health course.

Kokonoi: Sanzu, until your druggie ass can understand the definition of "health" I suggest you, respectfully, shut the fuck up.

Sanzu: *Sliding out his katana*

Kakucho: ENOUGH!

Day 4 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Rindou: What is that? *points at birthday banner*

Rindou: *Reading out loud* "It is your birthday. period."?

Sanzu: I'm just stating a fact

Rindou: Can you at least put an exclamation point?

Sanzu: This is more professional.

Rindou:...

Sanzu: What? It's not like Ran discovered a cure for cancer or anything!

Tokyo Revengers Babysitting

A/N: This is just for fun and is based solely off of my own opinion on how tr men will react. Enjoy luvs!

The type of babysitters that will seem harsh/annoyed in public with the child/children, but behind closed doors they are wearing tutus and smudged makeup/capes with paper masks, while watching Disney Channel with them.

BAJI, Draken, RINDOU, TAIJU, Sanzu, Izana

The type of babysitters that will rush to the playground with the child/children and scare off the kids that were playing on the swings, so they could play on them.

Ran, SMILEY, HANMA, Baji, MIKEY

The type of babysitters that are mistaken for the child's/children's parents.

Shinichiro, MITSUYA, BENKEI, Naoto, Inupi, Kakucho, HINATA, TAKUYA

The type of babysitters that argues with the child/children over the smallest things. "It's called 'turtle' not 'tortoise'!" "MOMMY SAID IT'S A TORTOISE!"

TAKEOMI, Rindou, Chifuyu, MIKEY, MOCHIZUKI, Atsushi, PEH-YAN, PAH-CHIN

The type of babysitters that expected the child/children to be angels, but ended up being bullied and pranked for the whole day. "Aren't they just adorable?" "Ma'am, they are the seed of Chucky."

TAKEMICHI, Chifuyu, Kakucho, SHINICHIRO, Angry, YAMAGISHI, MAKOTO, Kazutora

The type of babysitters to let the child/children use their body as a personal jungle gym and do dangerous tricks with the child/children.

BENKEI, Kakucho, MOCHIZUKI, TAIJU, SOUTH, Draken, Ran, Muto

The type of babysitters that thinks babysitting isn't that hard and is an easy way to make money, but ends up losing the child/children after looking away for a split second.

KOKONOI, Baji, Wakasa, SANZU, SHINICHIRO, Mikey

Ran: *Looks over Rin's phone* Rinnyyyyy watcha starin' at?

Rindou: Nunya?

Ran: What the hell is-

Rindou: NUN YA DAMN BUSINESS, BITCH!

Sanzu: *starts laughing hysterically in the background*

Takeomi: I didn't know we worked with children...

Kokonoi: *Internally cringes* I want my brain cells back

Kakucho: *sighs while giving a disappointed dad look*

Mochizuki: *lowkey thought it was funny* Get back to work!

Mikey: I thought it was a country.