Tokyo Revengers Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Ran: *Looks over Rin's phone* Rinnyyyyy watcha starin' at?

Rindou: Nunya?

Ran: What the hell is-

Rindou: NUN YA DAMN BUSINESS, BITCH!

Sanzu: *starts laughing hysterically in the background*

Takeomi: I didn't know we worked with children...

Kokonoi: *Internally cringes* I want my brain cells back

Kakucho: *sighs while giving a disappointed dad look*

Mochizuki: *lowkey thought it was funny* Get back to work!

Mikey: I thought it was a country.

Day 1 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Ran: I'm just saying that you can't be sure you didn't steal my weed stash.

Sanzu: That's ridiculous, of course it wasn't me!

Ran: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

Sanzu: I would remember!

Ran: Well how could you if it just erased your memory?

Sanzu: That's not how it works.

Ran: How do you know how it works?

Sanzu: Alright, knock it off! I'M interviewing YOU!

Ran: No, you said that I would be conducting the interview when I walked in here, now *dramatically slams his hands down on the table* exactly how much pot did you smoke?

Day 2 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Sanzu: So, what did the doctor say?

Mikey: The doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.

Sanzu: *ready to hug mikey*

Mikey: Touch me and I'll shoot you right here.

Day 3 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Kakucho: We are going to practice ABC, which stands for Airway Breathing Circulation.

Kokonoi: *Raises hand*

Kakucho: *sighs* yes?

Kokonoi: Okay well, see, that can be a little confusing because in sales, ABC means Always Be Closing.

Sanzu: You know, since I'm number 2, I think I should be teaching this health course.

Kokonoi: Sanzu, until your druggie ass can understand the definition of "health" I suggest you, respectfully, shut the fuck up.

Sanzu: *Sliding out his katana*

Kakucho: ENOUGH!

Day 4 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Rindou: What is that? *points at birthday banner*

Rindou: *Reading out loud* "It is your birthday. period."?

Sanzu: I'm just stating a fact

Rindou: Can you at least put an exclamation point?

Sanzu: This is more professional.

Rindou:...

Sanzu: What? It's not like Ran discovered a cure for cancer or anything!

Day 5 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Rindou:*Puts on his glasses as he does paperwork*

Sanzu: Hey Rindou, here's the report- *gasps* Oh my god...

Rindou: ...What?

Sanzu: Oh my god-what the hell is that on your face?

*Rindou confused as hell*: What's on my face???

Sanzu: Are you wearing a disguise or something?? You look awful!

Rindou:...

Rindou: Sanzu wtf, I'm literally just trying to see.

Day 6 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Ran *shakes hands with child y/n*: Wow, you're so strong y/n! You're breakin' my hand!

Sanzu: *scoffs* There's no way she can be hurting you.

Ran: I- well she's got a firm grip.

Sanzu: Little girl. Come here.

*y/n face-to-face with Sanzu*

Sanzu: Shake my hand.

Y/N:...

Sanzu: C'mon kid I don't got all day.

Y/N: *gently squeezes Sanzu's hand*

Sanzu: Is that it?

Y/N:...

Sanzu: *turns to Ran* You're so fucking weak.

Takeomi and Kakucho: LANGUAGE!

Day 7 of writing Bonten men in "The Office" Scenarios

Kokonoi: *Shouting* I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!

Ran and Sanzu: Says who?

Kokonoi: Says, your weekly paychecks.

Mikey: *takes a bite of y/n's food*

Y/n: "mikey wtf, you have your own food."

Mikey: "Chill, I just wanted to taste yours 🙄"

Y/n: "WE ORDERED THE SAME THING"

Me: "I remember, when I threw my little sister out of the balcony 💀"

Smiley: "..."

Angry: "don't give him ideas"

y/n: i want someone who can insult me while making me feel loved at the same time

rindou: that's fucking stupid

y/n: [without hesitation] this one. i want this one

y/n: bro

rindou: i told you not to call me that

y/n: broski..?

rin: HUSBAND. I'M YOUR HUSBAND GODDAMNIT

This is what I'm working on rn.. I cant even finish it and this is all i have because its so fucking funny to me

Baji: The floor is lava!

Draken: *helps Chifuyu onto the counter*

Mikey: *kicks Takemichi off the sofa*

Kazutora: *lays on the floor*

Baji: ...Tora?

Kazutora: No talk. I'm dead.

rindou, out of breath: i just did something revolutionary

y/n: what did you do

rin: [sweats]

y/n: rin, what the fuck did you d-

ran, from the living room: wHO KEEPS TAPING KNIVES ON THE FUCKING ROOMBA

Rindou: *gives an example from a show he hasn't watched which implies sanzu being honorable*

Koko: what does it have to do with our topic? You haven't even watched that show...

Rindou: well isn't he honorable?

Ran: he is? what does this have to do-

Sanzu: wha-

Rindou: I'm trying to manipulate you all

Koko: well it's too late now cause we know what you're doing, idiot

based on a real conversation happened today with my friends

Mikey: psikolojimin morali bozuk

Izana: moralimin psikolojisi bozuk

Gördüğüm bi instagram postundan esinlenildi, izana kısmını @luciditymp4 buldu

Ran: I dont cook I dont clean

Y/n: *passes by*

Ran: YES I DO THE COOKING YES I DO THE CLEANING *leans on a car but falls miserably*

Rindou: I don't know him *whistles as he walks away*

*texting*

Ran: Yo

Ran: unsleep me at 6

Rindou: what?

Ran: Unsleep me when it's 6

Rindou: it's wake me up at 6

Rindou: fucking dumbass...

Emma: awe your motor skills have developed so well!

Mikey: *hmphs in anger*

Mikey: *turns to Emma and Draken's baby* now listen here you little-

Draken: NOT motorBIKE skills.

Mikey:

I had this stuck inside my head for DAYS.