Yes, I Realize That They Are Not Really Clown Fish Eggs, But Whenever I See Finding Nemo It Just Makes

Yes, I realize that they are not really clown fish eggs, but whenever I see Finding Nemo it just makes me so darn hungry.

And then they came to life, angry that their various limbs had been broken off... Hell bent on revenge.

Had they known, they would've never played the practical joke on Ted in the first place. (Also the most uncomfortable set of soft boiled eggs I've ever eaten...)

Rabbit season.

My ass hurts from everyone riding it today. Followed up with: Oh did that offend anyone? Are you going to go to HR?! Oh wait, I am HR.

My manager...