They're So In Love, They Cancelled The Wedding, They're Divorced, They're Soul Mates, They're Opposites

They're so in love, they cancelled the wedding, they're divorced, they're soul mates, they're opposites yet the same, she makes him so stupid I love them. They're endgame but their media can never actually reach that end.

Uggggghhhhh

"how does no one realise that Bruce Wayne is Batman?"

The Rogues: hOW dOEs NoOne- MIND YOUR BUSINESS WE'RE HAVING FUN!

Me @ every single person who attempts to pedal the "SeLiNa DoEsN't WaNt KiDs" fanon bullshit in her tags

I feel like there's not enough selina headcannons, which is fair because she's painted as the main love interest in most media and gets content from that but I don't really see much acknowledgement of her as a member of the batfam within fandom. I'm serious I'll take anything

Strange lady in the house who miraculously spawns cats with her appearance doesn't really pitch in with the parenting but insists on cooking a family meal once a month, that she makes sure they all eat even if they're not in the same room.

Give me weird kinda aunty selina Kyle that used to come around and spoil the older kids when they were younger but the rest don't really know anything about her. Like

Dick: yeah remember when Selina used to come over for date nights and she'd sneak us one of her latest steals

Jason: oh yeah one time I got this massive ruby

Tim: how come I never got anything like that

Jason: *sighs* cause you're lame replacement

Give me stepmom Selina Kyle who Damien literally can't stand, she reacts like the fiance from parent trap. Each trying to annoy the other but she's the person he goes to when he's worried about his animals and she trusts him to help her rehabilitate strays.

Give me a female figure to check in on Cass from time to time even though she thinks she doesn't need it, cause almost everyone in that house uses 3in1 body wash and she can't let the girl suffer (this excludes Dick but you can't tell me that Bruce wouldn't just grunt something about efficency)

Selina spotting Stephanie and Duke around the city and having to remind them that, it doesn't matter that Bruce gave you that as a gift you know better than walking around the narrows with a 2k watch, and taking them shopping in whatever the US version of primark is.

She's grown so much from just a love interest. Just give me Selina and her relationship with the kids outside the context of being someone their dad dates. (I can only take so many "eww they're flirting" jokes)

Batman is pookie theory confirmed.

Catwoman (1993) #72

Your so real for this, I'm close to tears. Also this somehow made me properly get Armand ughdgsk.

The need to do an Armand/Daniel/Louis animatic to the song Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottom is actually insane I'm losing my mind