SO APPARENTLY HOT GAY SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS ON MTV UKS VERSION OF JERSEY SHORE AND IM ONLY JUST FINDING

SO APPARENTLY HOT GAY SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS ON MTV UK’S VERSION OF “JERSEY SHORE” AND I’M ONLY JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT IT?! THIS NEEDS TO BE FUCKING RECTIFIED ASAP. ALSO, THE SITUATION AND PAULY D WOULD NEVER WITH THIS KIND OF SEXY HOMOEROTIC GOODNESS.

ASK ATTACK!

So I log in to my Tumblr and I suddenly get a bunch of asks! Whoa! Okay, let's do this thing!

Bothered enough to keep publicly posting the asks, too. Save the tears and use them for lube. I'm sure times are tough in your third-world country.

oh hunty... and look at you all obsessed sending me hateful asks in the cowardly guise of the tumblr anon. never change. ;)

EUROVISION 2014 OMFG

MMMHMMM MY DASH BETTER BRING THE FUCKTASTIC CRAZY AT EUROPE'S BIGGEST TELEVISED PARTY OF THE YEAR AND FOREVER NONE FOR 'MURICA, BYE!

The Engine is eternal! The Engine is forever! Support #SnowpiercerDay on July 1, 2014!

Snowpiercer Day

On July, the 1st 2014… CW7 has been released into the atmosphere, with the consequences we know. During the second half of June the fandom will significantly expand due to the US release, but it also means a whole lot of bashing and terrible reviews coming up. Let’s stay positive, let’s spread the love!

On July, the 1st 2014… we move forward!

Share you fanworks on the #snowpiercerday tag and spread the word.

Fan art, videos, fanfics, edits, mixtapes, cosplay, meta, gifs, cooking recipes, selfies of yourself crying over the movie any kind of fanwork you fancy. Just do something! Don’t let Wilford have the last word. Don’t be a shoe, don’t keep your place. Don’t listen to Gilliam or Mason, cut everyone’s tongue. Humanity is what you make of it. You’re not a sushi, don’t be a part of the 74%. Eat babies, cut your own arm, open the damn door Nam! Are you a clairvoyant? You’re a train baby then. Be a dirty train baby from the tail, don’t listen to your teacher, the engine ain’t eternal.

Rumble-rumble rattle-rattle, this event is sponsored by Wilford Industries.

do you have a boyfriend or are you single?

If you know of any cute, funny, and adorkable guys though, send them my way!