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OMFG YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY BODY IS SO FUCKING READY FOR THIS! CAN'T WAIT FOR KWEEN JOLIE TO SLAY ALL THE VILLAIN LESSERS AS THE SUPREME DISNEY HBIC MALEFICENT. XD
"Passagers! Je ma place est l'avant. Vous avez la votre à l'arriere. Restez votre place!" // "Passengers! I belong to the front. You belong to the tail. Keep your place!" - Mason "Toutes les révolutions ont échoué car ils n'ont jamais atteint la Machine. D'ici à l'avant du train. D'une seule traite..." // "All the past revolutions have failed because they couldn't take the engine. From here right in front of the train. Everything in one stroke..." - Curtis "Le train est le monde. Nous sommes l'humanité. Je ne suis pas un meneur. Curtis, c'est ta destin..." // "The train is the world. We, the humanity. I'm not a leader. Curtis, this is your destiny..." - Wilford
EUROVISION 2014 OMFG
MMMHMMM MY DASH BETTER BRING THE FUCKTASTIC CRAZY AT EUROPE'S BIGGEST TELEVISED PARTY OF THE YEAR AND FOREVER NONE FOR 'MURICA, BYE!
Y'ALL BETTER RECOGNIZE THE BADASSERY OF CHRIS EVANS IN THIS MOVIE, TUMBLR. SNOWPIERCER IS COMING TO FUCKING SLAY YOUR FEELS OFF.
eat your fucking heart out, pillsbury doughboy! XD
Disney’s Big Hero 6 | November 07, 2014 (x)
THE MOST EPIC, HILARIOUS, AND ACCURATE SCENE IN HTTYD2 FOR ALL THE THIRSTY FANGIRLS AND BOYS WHO TOTALLY RELATED TO RUFFNUT'S REACTION TO SEEING ERET SON OF ERET.
YAAAAAASSSS MY CRAZY SNARKY GALAXY AVENGING BABIES!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. CHANNING TATUM IS FUCKING BEYOND IN THIS MOVIE.
This page from the first issue of the prelude mini-series to MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (revealing the backstories of both Nux and Immortan Joe) is incredibly significant because this implies so much about the resilience of the Five Wives featured in the movie.
According to official canon (since all the stories in the comic prequels were conceived by George Miller himself with help of fellow FURY ROAD writers Nico Lathouris and Mark Sexton), the Immortan gathered all the healthiest women he could find that were scattered across the Wasteland so he would be able to produce a healthy male heir given that three of his older sons were imperfect and could not carry on his twisted legacy in the desert kingdom that he created and ruled. Two (Scrotus and Corpus Colossus, pictured above) had physical deformities while one (Rictus Erectus, played by Nathan Jones in the film) had a developmental disability despite his relatively healthy exterior and physically intimidating size.
It is revealed that the first few waves of women taken to become Joe's breeders had tried and failed to sire him a healthy male child. What is troubling is the fact that Joe had imposed a strict "three strikes" policy upon them: if a breeder produced a child that had any physical or developmental imperfections, or if they delivered stillborns, or miscarried and committed any of these offences three times, then they would be cast out to languish among the Wretched populating the grounds of the Citadel.
While we will be able to find out more concrete details about the Five Wives (as well as Furiosa) in the second issue of the prequel miniseries coming out next month (to be released by Vertigo Comics, by the way), I'm now very curious as to how Angharad, Capable, Toast, Cheedo, and The Dag lasted so long under Joe's captivity and achieved the status as his "most prized breeders" considering that there was a three-strikes rule in play among his harem of imprisoned women.
OMG YAS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! SUCH CUTE. SO FLUFF. MUCH ADORBS. >_< <3 NUXABLE FTW!!!
omg can you please write a modern AU where capable is a nurse tending to nux whose in the hospital because of an accident at the service garage where he works as a mechanic. :D i normally don't go for het ships since i prefer slash ones but holy mother god, i ship these two so hard since i saw mad max.
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Haha I totally understand. I saw movie and walked away with a fierce burning passion for the two. I guess I’m a sucker for subtle romantic subplot. Thanks for the ask!
Capable sipped at her coffee and flicked the bag of creamer between her fingers. The black roast at the hospital edged into pure espresso territory daily, but no one was complaining. Long day shifts where focus and attention to detail saved lives in the most literal sense made drowsiness a work hazard.
Capable’s break was officially an hour long, taken in whatever increments she could steal when the ever-present and powerful force of human stupidity didn’t cause an ER rush, but today was a special day.
Today Capable took her break in one long, blessed, hour of uninterrupted peace. She even had time to add cream(er) and sugar to her espresso and sip it. She couldn’t say she enjoyed her drink, but it was interesting to taste the coffee instead of throwing it back and feeling the burn of hot coffee running down her throat.
Valory said something about wishing she could inject pure caffeine into a vein for a quick mid-shift fix. Capable laughed along with everyone else but would never admit that the moment she got home she researched intra-venous caffeine injections.
The hospital was dead.
Capable had worked at Northern Citadel Hospital for a decade and she had never, not even on her shadow shifts where she had no real responsibility or work, had so little to do.
While she had been recounting supply closet she hoped that the early day lag was a result of the universe pulling back, like an elastic band being pulled to its limits, and then sometime in the afternoon the universe would let go and the world would snap back into action and ER would be a true place of emergency and not the break room it had become.
Valory walked into the cafeteria and glanced at Capable before pouring her own cup of caffeine.
“Capable, you’re missing the fun.”
Capable jolted and sat up straight. “Fun? Was there a pile up on the Fury Road?”
Valory chuckled and shook her head. “I wish. Just some garage accident.” Valory’s long black hair was let loose today and not strung into her usual high ponytail. Capable grimaced. If Val’s hair was down then there was no way that the garage accident was bad.
Capable tossed her half-full coffee into the garbage and was playing with her pager.
“Oh yeah?” She paused and waited for the bloody details. Valory had a good heart but she took a lot of pleasure in other people’s pain. She was never so happy as when she can work on the bloodiest and most likely fatal case. Those people had the highest mortality, but when she saved even one she was content. They called her the Valkyrie, the battle angel that guided the dead to Valhalla.
Val took a long sip and shook her hair over one shoulder.
“Caucasian male, 26, lacerations to his abdominal and right arm. Boring.” Val said.
“Have you assigned him to a nurse yet?”
Val shook her head. “Nah, he’s en route. It’s an hour of sutures at best. Don’t waste your time. Let one of the baby nurses take it.”
Capable was up and halfway out of the caf by the time Val was done talking. “Give him to me,” she said.
Val grimaced into her coffee. “No way. Something better will turn up.”
Capable paused in the doorframe. “Come on, Val. Give him to me. It’s so slow I’m going to lose my mind.”
Val shrugged. “Alright. He’s yours. But when the freak helicopter accident happens that I’ve been praying for comes in, don’t come crying to me because your knuckle deep in some motorhead’s guts.”
“Thanks,”
Capable was gone.
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Capable looked over the boy and had a hard time believing that he was only a few years younger than her. Maybe it was the grade-A morphine coursing through his veins but his eyes were wide with child-like wonder as he played with the tubes going into his arm.
The EMT gave Capable a quick briefing in hushed tones.
“One of the chains on their hydraulic lift snapped. He got the nasty end of that whip. It’s not too deep. Basic sutures and the such. I’d give him some painkillers before you start stitching”
“Ok thank you- wait, what?” Capable gave the boy a once over. “He’s not on any pain meds?”
The EMT shrugged and hefted his emergency response bag a little higher on his shoulder. “He’s got an incredible pain tolerance. And he’s chatty too. He’ll talk your ear right off it you let him.”
“Alright, thanks. I’ll let you get back out there.”
The EMT laughed. “Out where? This was the busiest part of my day.”
Capable assessed the boy and a couple possible treatments flashed through her head.
The gouge was a deep one that spread from the center of his chest and stretched over to his arm. It didn’t go deep enough to sever muscles, and the kid was conscious and fully lucid which was a good sign. Capable’s eyes moved from his torso to the boy’s head and flinched back when her eyes met his deep blue ones.
“Hullo,” he said and smiled.
“Hello.” Capable had to pause for a minute before she remembered what she was supposed to say. “I’m your nurse. You can call me Capable. What’s your name?”
“Nux.” Nux looked away and fingered the edge of his open cut.
“Don’t do that.” Capable didn’t process the words before she said them. Nux’s fingers shot away as though Capable had slapped his hands.
“Sorry,”
He blushed and settled his roving hands into his lap.
“It’s fine, I just don’t normally have to tell people not to touch their injuries. It should hurt.” Capable checked the IV’s and shuffled the needles around under the guise of fixing their position. Her frown subsided when his arms were empty of track marks and needle scars that would have hinted at drug use.
“It does hurt.” Nux shifted a bit in the cot and now that Capable was closer she could see the twitch of his mouth. A grimace every time he jostled his wounds. “But complaining makes it worse. Focuses everything on that one spot, you know?”
Capable nodded. Distraction methods were the first thing you learn as a nurse. Distract the patient, heal the injury.
“On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you say the pain is like?”
Nux furrowed his brow and was silent for a minute. “I don’t know, really. A four?”
Capable’s eyebrows shot up to her hairline. “A four?”
“A four.” Nux nodded. “It hurts, but not too, too bad.”
“Do you get hurt a lot?” Capable asked. His kind of pain tolerance didn’t come without practice. She saw his jaw clench and a muscle in his neck jump before relaxing.
He smiled wide. “I’m clumsy I think. And I work with a lot of tools and thirsty engines. Hot engines.” He chuckled and ran his hand over his face. His thumb lingered on a deep, old scar just above his temple. “This ain’t too bad.”
“Alright, Nux, your last name?”
“Um, Immortan? Nux Immortan.”
“Alright, Mr. Immortan I-”
Nux flinched away from her. “Just Nux.”
Capable’s smiled dipped. “Oh, I’m sorry.”
“Is fine.” Nux mumbled.
“Alright, Nux, I’m going to start you on a morphine drip. Once that’s kicked in I’m going to stitch you up and then send you home. Any questions.”
Nux shook his head hard and Capable noticed that his fingers were grazing the edge of his cut again.
“Stop touching that.”
“Sorry!” Nux drew back his hands but Capable knew that they wouldn’t be in his lap for long.
Capable set up the morphine and found that every time she looked up to check on the boy, he was watching her. It wasn’t the leering appreciation she got from entitled men. It wasn’t even the sly look young men gave her when they thought they had a chance.
Nux looked at her with quiet interest, and whenever her eyes met his, he’d look away with the faintest blush on his cheeks.
He wasn’t an ugly boy. He was pale, and well muscled as labour tended to be. His hair was shaved close to the scalp but it was his eyes that caught her attention. It was a blue that you could drown in if you weren’t careful.
“Shiny.”
Nux spoke and broke Capable out of her thoughts. She glanced up to find him staring at her hair. Capable checked the morphine and decided that it was definitely taking effect.
Nux clapped his hand over his mouth and stared at her wide-eyed. “I said that out loud?”
Capable couldn’t force down her laugh. “Yes, you did.”
“I didn’t mean to.”
“You’re on a pretty powerful painkiller. Don’t worry sweetheart.”
Nux let his hands fall back into his lap. He looked at her. “Look. I’m not touching it. Not touching the hurt.”
Capable smiled and soaked sterilized gauze with a disinfectant. “I did see that. Well done.”
Nux bit his lip but the beginnings of a smile were tugging at his mouth. “Thanks.”
“So, Nux,” Capable wiped down his chest. The disinfectant dyed his skin orange. “Tell me a bit about yourself.”
“I don’t want to.” Nux gave the morphine cord a gentle tug. “I’m going to sound stupid.”
“No! Not at all.” Capable drew his hand away from the cord. “I’m curious about you and I’ve been a nurse too long to judge someone on morphine.”
“I’m not much. Just a mechanic.”
“Where do you work?”
“Joe’s Car Shop.” Nux sat up straight and reached for the bedside table. “Thirsty.”
Capable fetched the glass for him and watched as he downed the whole thing in one gulp.
“The one off Highway 78? In the Greenplace community?”
Nux paused for a long moment. “Yes. Right next to the Gastown Bar.”
“Huh. I live around that area.”
“You do?” Nux rubbed his hands together. “I work there.”
“At Joe’s Car Shop?” Capable asked. She didn’t know why she loved to torture morphine addled patients, but god she loved to torture them.
Nux stared at her. “How did you know?”
Capable laughed and began the sutures. Nux watched the metal weave in and out of his skin without complaint. “Is this going to ruin my tattoos, you think?”
Capable looked to where he was gesturing and for the first time realized just how much ink this kid had. His chest was covered with hard black lines. It took her a minute to realize what she was staring at.
Nux had a very intricate car engine carved into the skin of his chest. Her mouth dropped open.
“Wow.”
Nux tapped her on the shoulder. “Ms. Capable? Do you think this scar is going to ruin it?”
The chain had bit into the bottom of the tattoo, painting the underside of the engine red.
Capable shook her head. “Maybe a bit.”
Nux looked so dejected she was afraid that he was going to cry.
“But!” Capable was grasping at straws but she did not want to see this man cry. Somewhere between their introductions and now Nux had wriggled into her heart and now there was a little soft spot for him. “You could get that tattoo scarred onto your skin.”
“Scarification…?”
Capable nodded and continued. “It would look amazing.”
“I think I have too many scars.” Nux confessed. His hand was back on his temple and rubbing the old scar there.
“I don’t think so.” Capable replied. “I think you pull them off well. They add character.”
Nux didn’t say anything but he rubbed his temple.
“And I’m a nurse.” Capable continued. “I’ve seen more scars than you ever will. Trust me when I tell you that they don’t make you any less handsome.”
“You think I’m handsome?!”
Nux shoved his hands to his face again and in a quiet whisper. “I said that out loud too.”
“Yes you did,” Capable said.
Nux looked her over and chewed on his bottom lip. “If you have car problems. I can fix it.”
Capable smiled. “I don’t have a car.”
Nux blinked, almost like he were amazed that someone didn’t own a vehicle in this day and age.
“But I like coffee.” Capable offered.
“I can buy coffee!” Nux winced. “Sorry, too loud.”
Capable laughed and finished up with the sutures. Nux waited a heartbeat before continuing.
“Can I buy you coffee?”
Capable looked at him and couldn’t explain why he made her feel warm, but she was starting to like the feeling. She’d never had a boy make her feel warm.
Her sisters made her happy, Val and her friend Furiosa made her happy. She never thought that a man would be able to do so as well.
“Yeah, I’d like that.”
OMFG YAS YOU GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL KEEPER OF THE DEMENTED BUT ADORABLE WAR BAES!!! >_< THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! Also, major fucking bonus points for the Tove Lo reference in the title! Ugh, I love her and that song so much and it fit the fic perfectly. JUST HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGFFFFFFF I just want to take these two wayward War Boys and just give them the biggest HUG because FEELS. <3
Is this how you link? I’ve honestly never done it before. o3o
Anyway, Tumblr request number one! This is for brentofthefabulouswild, who wanted some Nux/Slit smut. c: (I’m honestly pretty self-conscious about my smut writing, so hopefully it’s okay~)
Part six of the series already, I feel so productive~
Well, here I come And I'm not so scared Got my pedal to the metal Got my hands in the air Look out, you take your blinders off Everybody's looking for a way to get real gone...
BEST. FAMILY. ROAD TRIP. EVER!
NOW THIS IS HOW A FUCKING ACTION MOVIE ABUSING THE GODDAMN BLUE-AND-ORANGE CONTRAST PALETTE SHOULD LOOK LIKE OKAY?! ALL THE CINEMATIC LESSERS SHOULD BOW THE FUCK DOWN TO THE HYPER-SATURATED AND GORGEOUSLY VIVID COLORS OF MAD MAX: FURY ROAD
Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road, ride to freedom!
If you could only see The beast you've made of me I held it in, but now it seems You've set it running free The saints can't help me now The ropes have been unbound I hunt for you with bloody feet Across the hallowed ground
Charlize Theron as Imperator Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road
SIS DID U JUST
UGH
NOW I AM DEMANDING A MASSIVELY EPIC “DANCING IN NOWHERE [DOOF WARRIOR REMIX]” NAOW!
And hnnnnngggggg just Nux and Slit painting each other with white clay and axle grease before dancing to the song IN THE NUDE.
From being horny-as-fuck War Boys to War Geezers who still got it yas ma’am! No fucking half-lives here now that the Immortan’s dead and gone.
think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.
Ug /lawd/
As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/
Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)
dyinghistoric I AM SCREAMING OMFG SEND HELP. >_<
adira-tyree wrote quite possibly the cutest mad max text post I’ve ever seen and I knew I had to draw it!
OMFG YAAAAAASSSSSS SIS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE ALL MY FUCKING DISPOSABLE MONEY BECAUSE THIS. IS. EVERYTHING! >_< <3
Furiosa Barbie, part 4
Just photos of the finished doll. She’s for sale on eBay: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Imperator-Furiosa-hand-modded-Barbie-artist-doll-/181762305080?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=VYjg4H
I hope you’ve enjoyed my doll-modding process! Please bid on the doll here: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Imperator-Furiosa-hand-modded-Barbie-artist-doll-/181762305080?roken=cUgayN&soutkn=VYjg4H
Petition to have a future Mad Max movie feature this badass team-up of Aunty Entity and Imperator Furiosa: a powerful alliance of Bartertown and the Citadel ruled by warrior women and taking no prisoners from the toxic patriarchy trying to bring these fierce and flawless females down.
After watching all of the Mad Max movies and capping it off with Fury Road, the bug has bitten me, too.
YAS OMFG THIS dyinghistoric! >_<
I Want YOU for WAR, BOYby hugohugo
OMFG YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A GENDERBENT VERSION OF THE FIVE WIVES AND THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING PERFECT!!! UGH THE FIVE HUSBANDS ARE TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!!! DAMN!
Uhm, if I’m not mistaken, these guys from left to right would be... Capable (because of the distinctive curls), The Dag (that long hair is a giveaway), Cheedo the Fragile (the shy expression and the fact he’s next to the Dag), Toast the Knowing (short buzzcut hair, obvs), and The Splendid Angharad (cannot deny that death glare).
Not sure if the original names would work on men, though, but that could probably be just me. It’d be nice to give alternate and more masculine-sounding monikers for the Five Husbands/Brothers here, but sticking to the original names would still be fine given that they all look so amazing! If anyone has cool suggestions for alternate names of the Five Husbands/Brothers, that would be great for an AU fic!
To the artist who did this, thank you SO MUCH! The Wives/Sisters are my absolute faves from MMFR and this was such a nice surprise to see while I was trawling through the tags I follow for the Five. I was kind of hoping for a full-body sketch in color, but I definitely appreciate this sepia-toned one just showing off their well-sculpted torsos and handsome faces just the same.
Genderbent Furiosa, Max, and Nux perhaps too? And the Vuvalini? And the War Boys? And Immortan Joe? Okay, seriously. I need to stop.
UGH THIS PERFECT FAN ART IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME.
Tagging the amazing bonehandledknife in this for commentary/meta/insight reasons.
Ts breeders
Immortan Joe’s Husbands
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