Toji: Whoops, Guess I Gotta Sell My Kid

Toji: Whoops, guess I gotta sell my kid

*somewhere in New York*

Gojo: hey bro, I gotta take a leak, ok?

Getou: Sure, I’ll wait here. Just don’t take too long dude, I’m dying to try some New York pizza!

Gojo: you got it, bro!

*Gojo hurries to the public restrooms*

Gojo: *hums to some random song while doing his business*

*random noises come from the next stall*

Gojo: what the fuck… *mumbles and looks down*

*sees four pairs of legs, but one of them is kneeling down*

Gojo: …oh God! *finishes and walks out the stall and washes his hands*

*walks towards Getou with a huge grin*

Getou: you took forever!

Gojo: dude!! you won’t believe what I saw!

Getou: what? Shit on the ground?

Gojo: ew no. I saw someone propose to someone!

Getou: huh? where? I didn’t see anything?

Gojo: i heard weird noises in the stall next to me, so I took a peak and saw someone kneeling down in front of someone else!! Weird way to propose to someone but its cool either way!!

Getou: w-what??!? you saw two dudes in the same stall?!?! And one of them was on their kneels?!?!

Gojo: yeah!! Good for them! Now, come on!! Let’s try that pizza you wanted!!

*snuggling in the couch*

You: hey toji?

Toji: mhmm…

You: you know why you got big titties?

Toji: *confused* I got titties?

You: yeah…big ones…

Toji:…hmmm okay… weirdo…

You: *whines* c’mon

Toji: *sarcastically says and rolls his eyes* why do I have big titties, then?

You: *happily and with a big smile says* because you got a big heart! <3

Toji: …stupid girl. *smiles discreetly and pulls you closer*

So? Would you let him?

Expect for the crimes Σ('◉⌓◉’)

*minding your business*

Gojo: wassup?

You: hey?

Gojo: I got a question for you?

You: ask ahead…

Gojo: do you squirt? Or do you cream? What kind of noises does your p*ssy do when you finish creaming or squirting? What color is the inside? Does it get real wet or not really? Does it clap? Is it real tight, to a point where my c*ckhead can’t even slide in? How does it smell down there? Can I smell it? Is your cl*t big or small? How do your juices taste like? Sweet or neutral? Is it hairy or not? How much fingers can you fit in there? A whole fist or just 2? Do you swallow or not?

You: ….(　˙-˙　)