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Expect for the crimes Σ('◉⌓◉’)
*somewhere in New York*
Gojo: hey bro, I gotta take a leak, ok?
Getou: Sure, I’ll wait here. Just don’t take too long dude, I’m dying to try some New York pizza!
Gojo: you got it, bro!
*Gojo hurries to the public restrooms*
Gojo: *hums to some random song while doing his business*
*random noises come from the next stall*
Gojo: what the fuck… *mumbles and looks down*
*sees four pairs of legs, but one of them is kneeling down*
Gojo: …oh God! *finishes and walks out the stall and washes his hands*
*walks towards Getou with a huge grin*
Getou: you took forever!
Gojo: dude!! you won’t believe what I saw!
Getou: what? Shit on the ground?
Gojo: ew no. I saw someone propose to someone!
Getou: huh? where? I didn’t see anything?
Gojo: i heard weird noises in the stall next to me, so I took a peak and saw someone kneeling down in front of someone else!! Weird way to propose to someone but its cool either way!!
Getou: w-what??!? you saw two dudes in the same stall?!?! And one of them was on their kneels?!?!
Gojo: yeah!! Good for them! Now, come on!! Let’s try that pizza you wanted!!
Bruh, why this dude be hating on monkeys?
When he looks like one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Getou: wassup dude?!
Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)
Getou: hmmm, ok
Getou: anyways, I got a question for you
Gojo: sure
Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?
Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue
Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do
Getou: ….(._.)
Gojo: Geto, didn’t you wore that shirt yesterday?
Geto: well, everyone has that one shirt that they like to wear too much…
You: awww yeah, like my boyfriend’s shirt ♥️
Geto: shut the f*uck up, no one asked!