You: Ay Babe? Wanna Try Some Of My Noodles?

You: ay babe? wanna try some of my noodles?

Yuji: ooo, heck yeah:)

*proceeds to feed Yuji some noodles*

Yuji: mmmm they’re really good. Especially the broth-

Sukuna’s mouth: hey! I wanna try some!

*you look at Yuji and then at sukuna*

Yuji: *smacks the mouth* hahaha, don’t listen to him, honey

Sukuna’s mouth: stupid brat! Don’t be selfish and let your girlfriend feed me too!

Yuji: shut up, dude

You: hahahaha, it’s fine. I don’t mind…

Yuji: you don’t have-

Sukuna’s mouth: shut it kid, she said, she don’t mind ;)

Yuji: pft, whatever

*brings the bowl near Yuji’s cheek and feeds Sukuna some noodles*

Sukuna: what the fuck?! For once in my life time I actually agree with you, stupid brat! It’s the broth that gives it that special kick!

You: glad you like it, sukuna

Sukuna: anytime sweet stuff

You: hahahaha *blushes*

Yuji: okay, quit flirting with my girl

Sukuna: Hahahaha, once I take full control of this body! I will totally bang the crap out of-

*shoves more noodles into his mouth*

You: okay…

You: yeah, I cleanse my house every week or so

Megumi: that’s cool, but why?

You: you never know; there could be dark energies left behind by visitors

*yuji walks into the room*

Yuji: what’s up guys what are you- what’s that smell? I can’t breathe! It burns my skin!

You: hmmm, it’s that demon of yours

Megumi: wow, you weren’t lying

You: fuck, it’s so hotttt…

*nudges choso gently*

Choso: *snores softly*

You: why does he have to sleep so close to me? uugghhhh…

You: *looks at him and smiles as choso snores softly* ughhh he’s too damn cute

Choso: *moves slightly closer and grabs your waist* don’t push me away, darling *says in a sleepy voice*

You: It’s just that; your body heat is really hot, choso

Choso: *pulls away from you* okay, just wait.

*sits up and pulls his shirt off and tosses it somewhere in the room*

Choso: there, better? *cuddles close to you*

You: *blushes* uhhh, yeah

Choso: good, now go to sleep *kisses your neck softly*

Megumi, your daddy high key kinda hot (・ω・)

*yuji on the phone with megumi*

Megumi: so? are you here, or not?

Yuji: I think so?

Megumi: you think so? What does that mean?

Yuji: wait, is it the red house? Yeah?

Yuji: there’s a man with huge pecks outside?

Megumi:…that’s my dad…

*chillin on the couch with Inumaki*

Inumaki: *looks at you and smiles sweetly*

You: *looks at him* What? Do I have something on my face?

Inumaki: *giggles and shakes his head*

You: uhhh, what is it then?

Inumaki: *takes his phone out and proceeds to text you*

You: *bing* huh?

*opens the text message*

Text message: I love you 🫶

You: awww, toge! I love you too!

Inumaki: *blushes*

You: wait, more than Roblox?

Inumaki: *messages you something*

Text message: know your limits hoe