Megumi X Yuji - Tumblr Posts
Nobara: Fushiguro, is that a hickey?
Fushiguro: no, it's a mosquito bite.
Itadori: *enters in the room* hey guys!
Nobara: hi mosquito!
Megumi: I think I'm in love with Itadori
Nobara: congratulations
Nobara: You're officially the last person to know
Itadori: four months..
Nobara: what's wrong with him?
Fushiguro: it's nothing really...
Itadori: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATERING A FAKE PLANT
Itadori: You know what I've realized?
Fushiguro: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Itadori: Nice try. Anyway-
Fushiguro: every time i'm confronted with a problem and i feel desperate and helpless i look at a picture of us together
Itadori: awww Fushi-
Fushiguro: and i tell myself; if i can survive dealing with this idiot, then i can handle every problem
my favorite thing to draw now and forever is gays sparring
eepy.. 😴
"What do you want with Fushiguro?" / "Release Fushiguro"
*yuji on the phone with megumi*
Megumi: so? are you here, or not?
Yuji: I think so?
Megumi: you think so? What does that mean?
Yuji: wait, is it the red house? Yeah?
Yuji: there’s a man with huge pecks outside?
Megumi:…that’s my dad…
You: yeah, I cleanse my house every week or so
Megumi: that’s cool, but why?
You: you never know; there could be dark energies left behind by visitors
*yuji walks into the room*
Yuji: what’s up guys what are you- what’s that smell? I can’t breathe! It burns my skin!
You: hmmm, it’s that demon of yours
Megumi: wow, you weren’t lying
Itadori: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Fushiguro: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Itadori: You don’t have to wear-
Fushiguro: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Fushiguro: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Itadori: It was me...
Fushiguro: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Itadori: You're kinda my moose.
Fushiguro, smiling: It's 'muse.'
Itadori: I know, I just wanted to see you smile.