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*an upbeat version of Fly Me To The Moon starts playing*

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Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

Clarrise: You’re just an asshole aren’t you

Percy: No, I’ve got arms and legs

Mort: *before crown of midnight* Day 23 in the chamber. They aint found me yet but when they do they gonna be surprised

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

Emerie: Where the fuck is Nesta?

Gwyn: I don't know. She's short, she's probably under something.

Azriel, under his breath: Yeah, probably under Cassian.

Percy: I don’t think we man mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this.

Annabeth cracking her knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

Aelin: Ok, let me walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?

Rowan, Chaol and Aedion: What did you do?

Rhysand looking to Feyre to get Azriel off of Eris in Acowar during the High Lords meeting was honestly one of my favorite parts. He didn’t even try before turning to Feyre like “get your damn kid”

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Sarah J. Maas characters as actual things me and my friends have said:

Dorian: "he's not a simp... he's in love!"

Aelin: "I cant wait to die so I can see my end credit scene"

Mor: "it REEKS of straight people"

Azriel: "I've been social distancing my entire life, this is nothing new"

Also Aelin: "I feel like gods always have a superiority complex"

Lorcan: "the problem is, is that I have no one"

Amren: "in the nicest way possible: you're dead to me"

Chaol: "what's your least favorite type of person? mine is me"

Hunt: "by the power of horny, he will remember"

The entire cadre: "SPIN! THAT! BROADSWORD!"

Feyre: "I'm so sick of having my blood not pacted"

Fenrys: "drunk on life, sober on anxiety"

Rhysand: "if soup were a verb, I would be doing it"

Also also Aelin: "I dont let no sky man affect my body!"

Lucien: "the redheads know natural selection is coming for them"

Cassian: "I stood up on a swivel chair for the first time in my life and I felt free"

Aedion: "hypothetical situation: you're hommies with an orphan"

Rowan: "maybe he's born with it. maybe we are breaking his limbs"

Bryce: "it's called a legacy. look it up."

Lysandra: "the drama is worth the trama"

Also Dorian: "he's simp charming!"

Manon: "if you dont have a bounty out for you, did you really live?"

Danika: "what's it like knowing you're gonna get into heaven one day?"

Nesta: "what's not ok about this is all of it"

Maeve: "in case you forgot I'm manipulative..."

Ianthe: "Dang, he went hard core religion!"

It was a Gordon Ramsey insult generator my mates and I found funny, so I decided I would use it

@the-half-blood-nerd

my url

my username is “nitrogenous waste” bc my bio teacher told us that shit (poop) is nitrogenous waste and i’m a piece of shit so yes

i hope you like my url

@bubble-gum-2008 @donotthephrog @spackjarroww what’s the story behind ur urls ❤️

I emerge from the depths of hell to present pjo characters as quotes from my abandoned quote book

Nico: “So you’re in solitary confinement and they ask, ‘What are you in for?’ And you respond, ‘Year 6 seating plan riots.’”

Piper, after pulling out a wine glass: “Fuck it we eating milo lavishly.”

Percy, pointing to a complex formula: “I know my Pythag and that ain’t it.”

Leo: “I’m going to go eat dinner now and cry. The seasoning will be the salinity of my tears.”

Annabeth: “Its comforting to know that no matter how bad you feel, there’s someone writing a physics paper that feels worse.”

Jason, said with severe amount of distress: “I’m not cosing I’m sinning.”

Me trying to hype myself up enough to get outta bed.

@the-half-blood-nerd

HAHAHAHAH I FOUND A WHICH Y/N STEREOTYPE ARE YOU? TEST PLEASE DO THIS

i mean... UHUHUHU

@noritoshiikamo @nkogneatho @booksweet @cursedmoonchild @laudthingcat @laichi @txmariz @bajihub @kazutoraholic @skunaryomen @johnsrevelation @azucarian @atsuiyuki @lazy10ieiri @iamsorrypapi @bemylord @whoreforitachi @nek3iiq @sookyshima @prettysetterbaby @writteninkat @whosveenus @lonis-fantasy-cafe

I shall emerge from the darkness to answer all the fucking tags I forgot about. Thanks for the tag tho.

Imma tag @the-half-blood-nerd

It’s Picrew Time!

Hey everyone, during a mental crisis I always end up going here and share with you the result. 

It seems that I look like an asshole depressed person when people find me thinking infact this is the result 😂

Share your result, link here!

tagging @jin-mowi @xsugarysweetsx​ @noritoshiikamo @chososupremacy @nkogneatho​ @wallpapersandstuff @fyodamn @whorefordazai @castleoikawa​ @sugawara-sweetheart​  @laraazoldyck​ + anyone else

Hey uh reblog if you think asexuals are LGBTQ+ regardless of their romantic identity

YOU hates terfs